Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I totally gave that back.
"We love you, and we're worried about you."
You get those ornaments all year.
Not now, Ted. Let's go!
call it an overcorrection, but it's kind of nice
Are you sure he's okay with us borrowing it?
Or you know, four days, three nights.
Just let it go.
Or our storage unit. Why can't we borrow your air mattress?
Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect,
I can't be with a man who has a playbook.
Who said anything about dating?
Well, people change.
"Teddy's first Christmas"?
Uch, Patrice? That's still happening?
Other than well-endowed.
(hissing)
Look, you've got to come back in and get my purse.
Hugh Hefner in your lobby right now.
NARRATOR: Kids, you remember Patrice.
You mean my pocketknife.
on ever finding The Playbook until...
Barney, are these my ornaments?
You still don't believe those two are for real?
Even the ones...? Even the ones
Mickey?
Oh.
but it's not your fault that the other one got scratched.
(ringing is louder)
without screaming at her.
when Barney shows up,
I didn't want to believe that this existed,
Because they're not really happy, Lily!
and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.
none of us thought of it that way.
Ridiculous at keeping stuff cold
Uh-uh. I want those ornaments back.
No, but we have to stop it.
I mean, it's nice that they found each other.
(whispering): Kind of busy right now, Marshall.
Wow, that's great, Judy.
so, if you two want to date, it's okay by us.
(laughs) Okay, so tonight got weird.
I'm her special boy, I get her special pancakes.
that says "Slippery When Wet."
She worked with your Aunt Robin.
I'm trapped in Barney's closet.