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(belches)
Do you know what that sound is, Ted?
when we found out about you two.
And I couldn't help but notice you chugged that Super Big Gulp.
from when I ran for treasurer in high school?
you never return them.
your red cowboy boots right now?
A trout with a daughter has one job.
in the couch cushions you're sleeping on,"
Sure.
Who's Mama's big boy?
What do you mean, "keep trying"?
Lily, can I ask you
(scoffs)
about to be savagely cut up by my pocketknife!
Hey, uh, Lil, feel free to disregard that
Yeah, I'm keeping that.
No, my Cleveland, Ohio, Chamber of Commerce
to get back out there and meet a nice man.
But seriously, Jon Bon Jovi is downstairs.
I guess I just don't notice that kind of stuff.
Wait. Is that my mini-cooler?!
Challenge accepted.
Although it was better than his Chris Rock rip-off.
so she'll believe me.
Why can't you just let them be happy?
She has your mini-cooler.