Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been lonely, Marshall, and all the men

That guy was black, Ted.

I've been using Barney's apartment

Did you have any trouble finding Rudolph?

it's important for him not to feel ganged up on,

You shouldn't have that.

I mean, you dress like a Duluth streetwalker,

You've never gotten through even one exchange

in your purple-and- black underwear?

Hey, Patrice, you ready for lunch?

Patrice, it's really nice of you to buy Robin a new purse,

My label maker!

because you always look so good.

and he DVR's all the Real Housewives shows,

do you still think Barney's faking this?

Marshall, she told me all about it,

Love, Diamond Dave."

I think you should be happy for them.

Robin! You left your purse at the vending machine,

And I've been bad.

No, uh, Marshall, I do know.

Barney was engaged to Quinn, a stripper he never really trusted.

He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh,

You've been bumping uglies with my daughter for years.

I want to be a better person.

is always there.

Actually, one of his plays is called The Honey Bear.

and all I ask back is a little bit of respect.

Anyway, just get yourself over here.