Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

about leaky faucets or open hydrants,
but that doesn't sound at all like my Barney.
Quiet. He can hear you.
(sighs)
What are you doing here, Lily?
Over-correction.
Next round's on me.
TED: Robin,
(sighs)
absolutely not.
Hang up, you little bitch!
Your mom's a piece.
What do you mean?
David Lee Roth's autobiography?
Oh, you don't know.
Um,
most clearly staged for my benefit thing ever.
Congrats on your daughter's christening.
I mean, that making-of documentary?
But I'm trapped in Barney's living room closet.
(knocking) MICKEY: Hey, Lil,
And where's the worst abuser of my generosity, Barney?
This is just about sex.
My bladder's as big as your betrayal!