Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you believe Ted thinks a guy can get laid wearing these?
You helped?! Why?
I should go explain this to the super.
Ted, I gave your red cowboy boots back
(hissing)
it's fraud, and we need
When your wife tries to put up the good fight
JUDY (over baby monitor): Ooh...
What would be the motive?
Why would you do that...
You scratched the leather! Oh!
warm and nurturing Patrice.
She can't see that Barney is using her,
I knew you were a keeper. (laughs)
She's no Ted's mom, but she's a piece.
And didn't you go
Positive.
How dare you?! What is that?!
Sisters fight, Ted!
Oh, God, I got to pee. Oh!
someone's excited to see me.
(sighs)
Wait!
It's an over-correction.
How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome.
Oh.
(sighs)
Help get me out, and I'll return your Weekend at Bernie's DVD.
This place is crowded enough already.
to pop that shoulder right back into place.
After you broke up with sweet innocent Victoria.
I mean,
So he overcorrects by dating her opposite:
You think I look good?
Weekend at Bernie's, "borrowed" well over six months ago?