Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of the classic 1989 Silverman-McCarthy romp,
Patrice, I...
(rapid, rhythmic beeping, Barney sighs)
One job!
Okay, enough messing around.
Okay? Okay.
but that doesn't make it wrong.
but is this... The Playbook?
What is this?
My mom is not staying with Ted!
No, you hang up first.
Well, first of all, respect to Mickey.
I cleaned it for you.
Or should I say, "Borrow-ney"?
Lily!
Lily, I just saw the worst thing ever.
but you have to let her get out there
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(beeps, hisses)
I want to change my Facebook status to "happy!"
The janitor just mopped the floor.
(whirring)
Damn it.
Shh! Shh!
Barney's lost it.
I'll take that.
Watch your back, Akron.
Right, right?
My mom