Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, uh... "he" is actually a "she."

-Ah. You're a good man. -And you're a good woman.

I know I'd die to protect my son.

-Oh. How did that work out? -I ended up with a migraine.

but I can't wrap my head around why a mother would abandon her baby.

Wait, I'm not that fragile.

-What? What does that mean? -Here.

-You're an ass, is what you are. -No time for sweet talk.

But you know what? Let's make it two.

Look, we don't need outsiders tellin' us how to live.

Oh, I have four grown children.

Well, I was talking to Brad over at Grace Valley Hospital.

Okay. I would love a hot shower.

You know what? If Doc could just get out of his own way,

[chuckles] Oh, no, he quit.

Listen, uh, just keep an eye open and call me if anyone fits that bill.

it's a bit off the beaten path.

-Just... take your bottom hand. -Yeah.

No, not for me. For Mel.

I've never seen that before.

Social Services is coming to get her tomorrow.

you... are fired.

so I get why this is so hard for you.

I'll take the worst first, huh?

-[spits] -[chuckles]

'Cause "Ride On" always put me right to sleep.

Look, he's trying to make a fresh start. Just ease up a bit.

All the way up. Yeah.

If not, then good adoptive parents.

but the baby's welfare is more important than your ego.

and I'm getting a little concerned.

Well, he may have you fooled, but not me.

-Yeah. -Okay. [laughs]

"I'm sorry, but she'll be better off with someone else.

[cicadas chirping]

[chuckles] Look at you, hm?

That's what happens when you get stabbed with a pair of trimming shears. [chuckles]

Wait. Someone abandoned that baby?

Oh, Christ on a cracker. Not in the real world, they aren't.

You had... you had no right!

-Which I like. -You're an adrenaline junkie?

She can raise that damn kid on her own for all I care.

Hmm. How long ago was prom?

-Charlie. -Charlie, uh, yeah,

You gotta do what you think's best.

Well, only in certain situations.

Oh, oh, the day is young.

-[groans] -See... choke up a little.