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Steven, this is my dream come true.
What ?
But now I think he's only taking so long 'cause he's gonna say no.
O kay...
drink lots of beer.
you're gonna take a job and move to chicago ?
Plus, it's, like, after 9:00.
Donna, what if he says no ?
Yeah, well, I never liked him.
There's nothin' like drinkin' beer straight from the tap.
I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.
His dad and my dad were drinking buddies in the navy.
Virgin.
I don't even have a date.
It's like now I know how the immigrants felt when they finally saw the majestic skyline of new york city.
No, they woulda just sent fez.
Around here, I'm the whipping boy. Not you, me.
I'm too drunk anyway.
You guys are crazy.
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