Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hard starboard! What does that even mean?
How handsome and young Papá looks.
What's one more son in a dress?
But he's not gonna become a priest, 'cause he likes girls.
What? I'm listening.
Maybe a little bit.
Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.
Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo...
Anyhoo, uh, your balloons are co-
Mmm. I'm bored.
May God be with you all.
Can't get 'em, but he likes 'em.
It's kinda hard to close my shirt over it.
We need to confirm he got his shot.
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Claire's been driving Lily to dance class all week.
You remember Antonio Marquez?
And now to find out-
I'm Jay. I'm-I'm salt of the earth.
Hmm?
but I'll attempt to be brief,
because Reuben admitted he made the whole thing up.