Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu?

[door hinge squeaking]

We got a lot of great stuff.

Listen, there's no good way to say this...

Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel."

Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her.

[laughing continues]

[brakes screeching]

To be part of something important,

How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer?

[excited chattering]

[glass shatters]

I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no.

[Max] Billy! [laughs]

This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres.

[whipping] [grunting, moaning]

We roll now! We roll!

He's two floors down! Follow me!

Okay, it's my only job. From now on.

I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him.

Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday.

How do you do, sir? Hello.

Who sneeze who tf sneeze

[Nellie] Dad, I have an idea.

You're great, man.

Nellie! [people chattering, cheering]

Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor?

I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him!

Bigger than this.

Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received?

"Common and uncouth though she may be,

They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care.

You're not better than me!

Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus?

I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.

Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit.

Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing.

Also the most expensive. [knocks on door]

Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell?

They found him in a forest in Oregon.

Well, I do miss him.

Well, let them see me now!

[Nellie] Tell me why.

[chattering, children shouting in distance]

[breathing heavily]

And we're still doing costume pictures?

Don't come back! [laughing continues]

And people dance in movies and people die in movies.

Really? Yeah. It's wild.

I fucking hate that.

they're gonna pour acid on my pussy.

Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me.

Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts.

Do you like ice cream?

They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me.

Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva,

He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot.

Way to go, Jack!

Wilson, bring that cash.

[sighs] You should come by the Warners lot.

Wallach's already thinking about dumping her.

How do you boys do?

[elephant trumpets] [screaming]

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

You know, for the music and the poetry.

You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my...

First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college,"

Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface.

[crying, sniffling]

Uh... Jack. How was Europe?

Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again?

[Ruth] How long will that take to heal?

And it's all in here? Yes.

[speaks Cantonese]

[dramatic music continues]

Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great.

[chicken squawking]

Yeah, Pathé wants me.

I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name,

is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous!

So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs.

[guest 1] It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em.

Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it!

Come on. Come on, come on. You know it.

[actor] Beautiful, isn't she?

Would you like to meet him?

Oh, if they could see me now!

Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner.

I'm still learning this new language.

[Jack] Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end!

Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere?

Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing?

Maybe they got dancing here! Come on!

"I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life."

I shouldn't have asked you to help me.

[shouting in Spanish]

It's worth it, I promise.

are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times.

[Jack] Thank you.

[crowd screaming]

Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot,

Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps.

Save the ring and come on inside.

Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back.

Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice?

Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up.

Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay?

Thank you for that.

[engine revving]

They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark

And you're invited to the party.

There were things I'd taken for granted... [pen scratching on paper]

You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes.

Oh, yeah? What kind of camera?

I'm doing okay.

[guest 1] Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.

it's something even more important than life.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together.

[Max] What happened? She blew the valves.

How do you do? [Rebecca] Hello.

But for real people on the ground, it means something.

"I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face."

over and over again, until God knows when.

Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch?

[The Count coughs]

[Otto] Ah, my beautiful baby boy.

Well, hello, college. [sneezes]

Mucho gusto. Drinks?

Hey, baby grand.

You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you?

I was hoping I could introduce the two of you.

Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name?

Very good. I am sorry.

Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy?

Double shot of tequila. Water, darling.

Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey

I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian.