Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Also the most expensive. [knocks on door]

[crowd screaming]

"Common and uncouth though she may be,

I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him!

Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again?

He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot.

Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her.

I was hoping I could introduce the two of you.

Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot,

[actor] Beautiful, isn't she?

Well, let them see me now!

You're great, man.

[guest 1] It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em.

it's something even more important than life.

Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it!

And it's all in here? Yes.

[brakes screeching]

Don't come back! [laughing continues]

I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him.

[engine revving]

Well, I do miss him.

You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my...

He's two floors down! Follow me!

Okay, it's my only job. From now on.

How do you do? [Rebecca] Hello.

Who sneeze who tf sneeze

Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing?

Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name?

[Nellie] Dad, I have an idea.

[Max] Billy! [laughs]

They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care.

Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch?

I'm still learning this new language.

Uh... Jack. How was Europe?

[sighs] You should come by the Warners lot.

Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday.

Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice?

Come on. Come on, come on. You know it.

Maybe they got dancing here! Come on!

[excited chattering]

[chattering, children shouting in distance]

How do you boys do?

are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times.

Well, hello, college. [sneezes]

Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner.

I'm doing okay.

[elephant trumpets] [screaming]

Wallach's already thinking about dumping her.

"I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face."

Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay?

We got a lot of great stuff.

To be part of something important,

They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark

Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell?

Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy?

[breathing heavily]

I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name,

First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college,"

Would you like to meet him?

Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor?

is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous!

You know, for the music and the poetry.

Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received?

Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back.

Bigger than this.

Oh, yeah? What kind of camera?

And we're still doing costume pictures?

"I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life."

Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu?

Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me.

[Otto] Ah, my beautiful baby boy.

[Jack] Thank you.

Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface.

Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up.

Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great.

[laughing continues]

Oh, if they could see me now!

Way to go, Jack!

Double shot of tequila. Water, darling.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit.

We roll now! We roll!

And people dance in movies and people die in movies.

I fucking hate that.

[Jack] Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end!

This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres.

[Nellie] Tell me why.

[guest 1] Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.

It's worth it, I promise.

Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel."

[crying, sniffling]

They found him in a forest in Oregon.

[glass shatters]

But for real people on the ground, it means something.

Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing.

Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.

Very good. I am sorry.

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you?

Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus?

How do you do, sir? Hello.

[Ruth] How long will that take to heal?

Do you like ice cream?

[shouting in Spanish]

[dramatic music continues]

They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me.

Yeah, Pathé wants me.

over and over again, until God knows when.

How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer?

You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes.

You're not better than me!

Save the ring and come on inside.

Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps.

Nellie! [people chattering, cheering]

Wilson, bring that cash.

I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian.

I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.

I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no.

[whipping] [grunting, moaning]

Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey

[speaks Cantonese]

So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs.

they're gonna pour acid on my pussy.

Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts.

Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva,

Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere?

Listen, there's no good way to say this...

I shouldn't have asked you to help me.

Mucho gusto. Drinks?

[Max] What happened? She blew the valves.

There were things I'd taken for granted... [pen scratching on paper]

Really? Yeah. It's wild.

[door hinge squeaking]

And you're invited to the party.

Thank you for that.

[The Count coughs]

[chicken squawking]

Hey, baby grand.