Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the only place left where you can have any fun these days.

Back off! Back off!

Jack. It's great to see you.

Well, to be fair, George, you did just meet her a week ago.

[Elinor] Thank you.

I'm in so much trouble and I really need your help.

We need Spanish-language pictures. We're taking new directions.

You gotta go through the ballroom. Everyone will see her.

One day, you and me, we're gonna be on a movie set.

[crowd gasps, murmuring]

We got to dream beyond these pesky shells of flesh and bone.

I need big tears! Big! You got it? Okay, yeah.

So, what I would suggest there would be to play subtext rather than...

[chuckles] Okay.

Ha. That there is George Munn,

Because Nellie felt lighter on her feet that time.

I've known loss. I've known pain.

How do you do? [Jack] What's your excuse?

Porky thought it was lube.

Um, well, we're... I work for Don Wallach,

Oh, shit! Go! God! [speaking Spanish]

Girl on bar, look at Miss Moore.

Can we go? I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack in here.

But you can't hold back that one final tear!

Yeah, I mean, Chaplin is hung for sure,

Okay, I feel better.

[Thalberg] Jack Conrad has a good voice, is our biggest asset.

Haven't seen you there in a while.

Can you believe this, Manny?

I made that up.

He did have a drinking problem.

It's not "Manuel," it's "Manny." Manny Torres.

The money in the bag is prop money?

[tires screeching]

While it's raining. Yeah.

[grunts] Is that the last one?

I'm not here for drinks and fun, okay? I'm in your debt.

You mean "really big horse"?

I'm off to repair my marriage. I'll see you bastards in a month.

Who the fuck is this? I asked for the girl with the tits.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

and I'll do whatever you need.

He shows up with a mime.

[clock ticking]

Thalberg. People go to movies not to listen to the noise.

[babbling] If I could just...

[bottle clatters]

Oh, I like this. Isolate the shoulders. What do you think?

The band looks mixed. What do you mean?

Just stand there and sing? Exactly.

You need anything? I'm gonna fill this real quick.

[club host] And introducing tonight,

[guest 2] LaRoy's? [guest 1] Yeah.

Come on, buddy, get your head out of there. Let's go get a drink.

That was a butterfly.

Everyone, run! Run!

[sighs, chuckles]

[music stops] [grunting]

I'm figuring out how to get the money.

For your entertainment this evening,

Why would Conrad send you here? God.

Um... [snaps fingers]

[guest 1] Oh, my God. Zero.

The car is not mine.

Action. [squeaks]

You know my old friend George over there?

The extras want to renegotiate their pay... you motherfucker!

I need a red one. Yeah, yeah.

He died a couple of years ago. I met him once.

Here we have a pâté de campagne designed by Krümt with a Takagei bubble.

[car horns honking]

If you keep playing flat, I'm gonna fucking headbutt you,

[elephant trumpets]

Holy shit! Is that a fucking elephant? Señor, señor, señor.

We have a serious fucking problem. What?

He's just made for the movies, isn't he?

Nellie, cállate. You go to Mexico without me.

I just wanted to see if the phone worked."

I'm the animal? What is this shit?

the studio will shut the picture down

See you in Venice. See you in Prague. [Fay chuckles]

The South is big money. That's half the revenue lost.

[shouts] Who the fuck invited her?

...the call said "one..."

There's nothing you can do.

Jen, I'd always look your way.

[laughing continues]

But you never do.

Incredible. Who are your influences?

[upbeat jazz playing]

Alright imma head out

What I'm trying to say is Kinoscope can no longer employ you.

You think it works? It's great.

[fan 3] Nellie, please can I have your autograph?

[imitates rattling]

[clears throat, inhales sharply]

And some pills, please?

[radio announcer] It's celebration time for Jack Conrad.

Jack Conrad? Yeah, I'm working with him.

[stammering] No, no, no, no, no!

so they're pretty violent. [Otto] ...you fucking assholes!

[crowd laughing]

They can save your career. They don't like me!

[snorts, spits]

I knew Proust, you know.

I just want to see a motherfucking snake fight!

Motherfucker! Who opened the door?

into the medieval plains of Iberia.

Now laugh in embarrassment. [laughing]

[audience laughing]

[speaks Italian]

to the latest of the moving picture's magic tricks."

Cannon! Cannon!

Can't drive an elephant without a permit.

So we going again?

Tim. Tim, you're fired.

so now they have to be my slaves for the night.

It's you who gives me life. [snorts]

♪ My girl's pussy ♪

Okay? So? What do you think?

Do you hear that? [Nellie] For fuck's sake.

[Jack] Progress comes in fits. [screams]

We're just looking. Thank you.

A fucking flop!

Not Manuel, okay? [assistant] Phone for you, sir!

That sad man over there?

[Jack] Moving up fast. Jack? I'm sorry.

I don't have that... I don't have that money.

Welcome to the asshole of Los Angeles.

[laughing] Yes! Whoo!

Who sneezed? Who the fuck sneezed?

Found it! It's a pin in Ruth's ankle.

Tell him you were asking after him.

I'm not mad anymore. Manny...

Everyone will look at him. No one will look at her.

All right. Hey, Lloyd? Yeah.

[opera playing on phonograph]

Your time today is through,

[up-tempo jazz music playing]

For the lighting.

Yeah, okay. Bye.

[rattling continues] Whoo!

I want a divorce.

Eighty-two. That's right.

Jesus, fuck! Cut!

[Manny] Gentlemen, here's the plan.

[crowd clamoring]

Say one more word in Italian, and I will divorce you.

A child born in 50 years

No! Stand... Stand... Stand back.