Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I believe this belongs to you.

Otto, you should have fought for 20 cameras, you idiot!

There are laws now because I fought the rattlesnake and lived.

Elinor St. John writes a story about her amazing transformation.

[James] My next idea's my best:

[music continues playing]

Jimmy, you carry the girl with me. Then you drive her to the hospital.

[engine starts]

[siren wailing continues]

[lighter clicks]

that only a handful of rich geriatrics give two fucks about,

What happens up on that screen means something.

Yeah, well, I got everything we need. This is my roommate, Kyle.

Camera's up the hill, Mr. Conrad. Over here?

Her new movie will work.

This guy, McKay, runs the place and, he's... like, you don't fuck with...

His fiancée. Fiancée?

Sound is how we redefine the form. Sound!

You see what that means?

And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults,

What? There's a guy up here wants to know

[Ruth] And music!

No. No, it's not.

Nellie, babe... Don't "Nellie, babe" me, you six-foot vagina!

Lady Fay, Lady Fay, come stai?

He took me back into a room, Manny, and they said

Amigo, no, no, no. Hey... [whistles]... amigo!

Sir, I-I think your tent's in the line of fire.

You did, Mr. Conrad.

Latest voice tests: Conrad Nagel, rich tone.

[speaking Spanish]

No, I don't. It's...

We gotta move this along. [whispering] I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallach.

I think you wish you were eating my asshole! Nellie LaRoy?

Uh, hey, whoa, what is that?

That's really good. Wow.

Yeah, I like you. I want you to take me to set today.

That's great! Pathé's got really good taste.

Out of my way! Huh. Huh.

Maybe try staying more monotone.

And camera and sound! Yeah, okay.

[gagging, coughing]

So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then?

Would you mind showing me to the upstairs powder room, my dear boy?

The kid? Yeah, the kid. The Mexican I brought.

[band continues playing]

Well, fucking hell, Lloyd. Could you just let us get through one take?

[panting, grunting]

Hundred more me's.

so they went to the vaudeville houses, and then the nickelodeons.

Nell, how you feeling?

Hiccups that last ten years? Manuel?

Nobody is comfortable in here. Quiet!

Right here! I'm right here!

You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did.

[elephant groans]

It's the dinosaurs, kid.

And you're a star now. I was always a star, remember?

Fuck him, Manny! Yes! Fuck it! Fuck it!

You meet her dad? Oh, my God.

The architecture is amazing. You'll love it.

It wasn't your voice. It wasn't a conspiracy.

[mutters in Spanish]

Nothing in the back? No.

Miss Lady Fay Zhu!

Gloria, you're taking this the wrong way.

I think she left me. Hey, me too! Congrats!

Hey, send Charlie a bottle of bourbon and get ahold of his negative

A never-ending horizon

"No actors or dogs allowed." [chuckles]

Yeah. I have keys. [speaking Spanish]

Joey has a flag sticking through his chest, Larry.

Put down the fucking glasses!

Nell, I'd like you to also meet Mildred Yates.

[engine turns off]

Jack! Jack, get down! [Jack] Sweetie, sweetie.

You're kind of shitty at your job.

[speaks Spanish]

Mr. Wallach, so happy you're joining us. Come on.

[singing in Italian]

He left for the day, but I can take a message for you...

That's when you gush. Water for two, gush on three. Yep.

And that finishes at 5:30, leaving you enough time to make the gala.

[screams] These fucking horses!

[Rebecca] Jack said he was gonna take me to Greece. [Lewis] Greece?

So, you boys are friends with Nellie LaRoy?

That's an elephant.

Yeah. Jane Thornton, that's her.

[crying] What have I done?

[Olga screaming] Jolson? All right. Who is that screaming?

[guests murmuring]

as vital and as bracing as life itself."

What? I'm stuck.

It'll be you and me, okay?

[crew cheering]

[crashing] Geez Louise!

Okay. You know? Really dig into it.

It's not letting go!

and I'll do what I do without your help!

You think it works?

You know, when I first moved to LA,

Okay. [host speaking Spanish]

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. Isn't being funny what you do?

It's too far! Sun sets in three hours!

Nellie! Nellie!

Yes. I think I can hear him.

What do I look like, a goddamn maharaja? All right.

[Manny] You're messing with Nellie's career,

[gasping, murmuring continues]

Okay! Okay! [speaking Spanish]

Thanks, Abby. Who?

Get back to work!

Uh, Mr. Torres? We can't find Miss LaRoy.

All the cunts in Lafayette called me the ugliest mutt in the neighborhood.

Oh, I didn't need your help.

She added the "La." [chuckles]

He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff.

No, hole not in shirt before, you fucking coolie!

[people screaming, shouting]

[gasps] And cry.

That's just Olga.

[gasps] Morning!

Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist.

Oh, hey. Come with.

Is she ready? Hurry. [assistant] I'll check.

I fucked up. Go hit a piñata if you're homesick.

Can you do a Corpse Reviver?

And camera and sound! [rings]

Listen, I've been trying you for a while. I got some great news.