Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jimmy, you carry the girl with me. Then you drive her to the hospital.

She added the "La." [chuckles]

It'll be you and me, okay?

Otto, you should have fought for 20 cameras, you idiot!

Jack! Jack, get down! [Jack] Sweetie, sweetie.

Hundred more me's.

Nellie, babe... Don't "Nellie, babe" me, you six-foot vagina!

The architecture is amazing. You'll love it.

There are laws now because I fought the rattlesnake and lived.

It wasn't your voice. It wasn't a conspiracy.

and I'll do what I do without your help!

[gasps] Morning!

[band continues playing]

Put down the fucking glasses!

Nobody is comfortable in here. Quiet!

[Rebecca] Jack said he was gonna take me to Greece. [Lewis] Greece?

Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist.

I think she left me. Hey, me too! Congrats!

He took me back into a room, Manny, and they said

You know, when I first moved to LA,

He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff.

Oh, hey. Come with.

[mutters in Spanish]

So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then?

And you're a star now. I was always a star, remember?

Right here! I'm right here!

Nell, how you feeling?

That's an elephant.

Well, fucking hell, Lloyd. Could you just let us get through one take?

So, you boys are friends with Nellie LaRoy?

And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults,

"No actors or dogs allowed." [chuckles]

That's really good. Wow.

as vital and as bracing as life itself."

That's just Olga.

Fuck him, Manny! Yes! Fuck it! Fuck it!

Elinor St. John writes a story about her amazing transformation.

His fiancée. Fiancée?

Yes. I think I can hear him.

[singing in Italian]

What? I'm stuck.

[panting, grunting]

No. No, it's not.

Yeah, I like you. I want you to take me to set today.

You're kind of shitty at your job.

[gagging, coughing]

Her new movie will work.

[crew cheering]

Hey, send Charlie a bottle of bourbon and get ahold of his negative

[gasping, murmuring continues]

so they went to the vaudeville houses, and then the nickelodeons.

[crashing] Geez Louise!

Oh, I didn't need your help.

He left for the day, but I can take a message for you...

Thanks, Abby. Who?

Out of my way! Huh. Huh.

[gasps] And cry.

It's too far! Sun sets in three hours!

Nell, I'd like you to also meet Mildred Yates.

No, I don't. It's...

What? There's a guy up here wants to know

Camera's up the hill, Mr. Conrad. Over here?

No, hole not in shirt before, you fucking coolie!

You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did.

[speaks Spanish]

I fucked up. Go hit a piñata if you're homesick.

Amigo, no, no, no. Hey... [whistles]... amigo!

[crying] What have I done?

[engine turns off]

Latest voice tests: Conrad Nagel, rich tone.

[siren wailing continues]

Can you do a Corpse Reviver?

[music continues playing]

That's when you gush. Water for two, gush on three. Yep.

All the cunts in Lafayette called me the ugliest mutt in the neighborhood.

Uh, Mr. Torres? We can't find Miss LaRoy.

[guests murmuring]

Joey has a flag sticking through his chest, Larry.

And that finishes at 5:30, leaving you enough time to make the gala.

You did, Mr. Conrad.

It's not letting go!

Okay! Okay! [speaking Spanish]

Okay. You know? Really dig into it.

It's the dinosaurs, kid.

Miss Lady Fay Zhu!

Maybe try staying more monotone.

[elephant groans]

What do I look like, a goddamn maharaja? All right.

Sir, I-I think your tent's in the line of fire.

You see what that means?

[lighter clicks]

And camera and sound! Yeah, okay.

that only a handful of rich geriatrics give two fucks about,

This guy, McKay, runs the place and, he's... like, you don't fuck with...

[speaking Spanish]

[James] My next idea's my best:

[screams] These fucking horses!

[Ruth] And music!

The kid? Yeah, the kid. The Mexican I brought.

You meet her dad? Oh, my God.

We gotta move this along. [whispering] I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallach.

Sound is how we redefine the form. Sound!

[Manny] You're messing with Nellie's career,

And camera and sound! [rings]

That's great! Pathé's got really good taste.

Okay. [host speaking Spanish]

Nellie! Nellie!

Gloria, you're taking this the wrong way.

I think you wish you were eating my asshole! Nellie LaRoy?

Get back to work!

Yeah, well, I got everything we need. This is my roommate, Kyle.

[engine starts]

Uh, hey, whoa, what is that?

What happens up on that screen means something.

Yeah. I have keys. [speaking Spanish]

Would you mind showing me to the upstairs powder room, my dear boy?

Lady Fay, Lady Fay, come stai?

You think it works?

A never-ending horizon

Mr. Wallach, so happy you're joining us. Come on.

[people screaming, shouting]

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. Isn't being funny what you do?

Yeah. Jane Thornton, that's her.

I believe this belongs to you.

Listen, I've been trying you for a while. I got some great news.

Nothing in the back? No.

[Olga screaming] Jolson? All right. Who is that screaming?

Is she ready? Hurry. [assistant] I'll check.

Hiccups that last ten years? Manuel?