Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Another, please.

It was her first film. She wanted to celebrate.

Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel

Sir Delmer Lunny.

[audience applauding, laughing continues]

Let's roll, people! Let's go! Take two!

"Hey, do ya ever have a problem with the shit stickin' to your fur?"

And you know what? There's beauty there.

This is real drama we're talking about. Shakespeare-level stuff.

If they like you... They don't!

[shouting ferociously]

Calm down and tell me what happened.

I'm not gonna let that happen anymore.

You know her, don't you?

No, it just... What I mean...

We're gonna do great things together, she and I.

Props needs better aging, goddamn it! We talked about this!

and we're transporting the entertainment for a party at his house.

Which road do I take? Uh, you're gonna look at least 90 in this traffic.

You! I've been looking all over for you.

And the bear says to the rabbit,

Light. And tears!

[Jack] Hey, where'd you go?

Nice fella. Wonder if he's single.

Hi there. It's Jack calling for Irving.

You're trying to hide the shame.

Do you hear? That squeak?

I like Rachmaninoff.

[driver] Sir, George won't come out of the car.

and we're trying so hard to get it back on track.

♪ 'Cause I'll do anything For my sweet pet ♪

What have you been in? Nothing yet.

[on recording] ♪ One, two, three, hey ♪

Get back to work! Get back to work!

You're alternating the pitch of your voice too much.

Who's the girl? A goddess.

I was just gonna see if the phone worked.

I love you. [audience laughing]

Okay, so we're gonna pre-roll first. I'll cue your entrance.

[glass clatters]

This is what a degenerate fucking animal from Jersey does.

Okay, well, I think... Come here.

And Louis XIV sat on that.

Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you?

He thought it was lube? Yes.

You don't have to be in your own shitty fucking life.

Here's the twist:

We'll go to Mexico. We'll go...

Not till the evening, huh?

I had a good run, didn't I? Hmm? You sure did.

[crowd shouting]

Jack Conrad's passed out.

Do the rainbow, remember? Big arms!

It's the idea that sticks.

[bell rings] [footsteps]

I don't think I'm very good for you.

[Estelle] Jack!

I just want to be with you. Okay.

How have you been?

Because it's raining so much?

I mean, I appreciate it, but we have to go. Trust me.

Te amo, Nellie.

Tell it to Wallach. Wake up, wake up.

[growls] [The Count] Oh, shit!

Fucking listen up, all you big-dick Mister Men!

No, Bob! Don't leave me! Fuck!

These people choose who stays and who goes.

[shattering] Hola, Jacky!

We don't own the house.

A new challenger approaches!

She's a fucking kid, and she looks like she's dead.

I was too short or I was too fat.

[song continues playing]

It is French already! [chuckles] Okay, let's go.

No, I'm afraid it's impossible. It's gotta be a discovery.

For fuck's sake.

Wilson, isn't he on tonight? [Wilson] Thought he was.

[laughing] It tickles.

They're not far.

We shouldn't stand in the way of progress.

She has led you to your destiny through fate,

♪ There's one pet I like to pet ♪

[clears throat] "-ing" not "-in."

Camera! And sound!

[Ruth] Cut. Missed your mark, Nell.

Is that clear, Lloyd? Is that good for fucking sound?

[Jack] Now go show those fat fucks how it's done.

You need something?

[insects chirping]

She's not gonna fuck this up again, is she?

[pen continues scratching]

Fine. Grab a close-up. No! No close-up.

[elephant trumpets]

It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean?

[cheering continues]

It's on you now, kid. The future's yours.

All I want in return is a little honesty.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

Bigger. Better. Important.

It needs more punch. Take two frames off the tail and three more off the head.

And now, the Rose Petal... [drumroll]

You're an actor now, Sidney.

What do you mean? Like, uh, his income?

"Listen to me, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

[Manny] Why? [Nellie] Yeah, tell me why.

Come on, tell us a joke. I have a joke.

Probablemente it was some kind of bad communication.

Get the fuck out! I'll fucking kill you! We are losing the light!

Nellie! Nellie!

I just want to say thank you for the work.

What a goddamn mess.

No tits? No tits.

Nell prefers listening to jokes rather than telling them.

[Manny] This sort of thing is no longer acceptable.

Mr. Torres, meet Miss LaRoy.

Why? I just want to be part of something bigger, I guess.

of the first faggot they sent over!

Help me! Help me! [screaming]

[laughing] We're gonna get married.

I have your face tattooed on my back. Well, look at that.

Okay, Irv. I'll see you on set.

Gloria, you have buckets of charm.

How have you been?

Brought you so far in life. You know?

Soldiers swarm the fields

[Jack] You deserve this. Did you see my screen test yet, Manny?

[Robert] And that, that is when I grabbed the snake by the head.

Why discovery? Well, this role requires real range.

We're ready for you on set, Mr. Palmer.

The epic Blood & Gold has confirmed Jack

♪ And I love The thoughts it stirs ♪

[shouting ferociously]

Fuck you. I ain't icing my nipples. This is natural.

[child speaking Spanish]

Look, don't stand in the way of progress, Irv. Sound is the future.

We are going to Mexico, Nellie. Mexico?

[blows landing, grunting]