Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Te amo, Nellie.

You're trying to hide the shame.

Because it's raining so much?

Hi there. It's Jack calling for Irving.

Soldiers swarm the fields

For fuck's sake.

Get the fuck out! I'll fucking kill you! We are losing the light!

I have your face tattooed on my back. Well, look at that.

He thought it was lube? Yes.

I like Rachmaninoff.

Fuck you. I ain't icing my nipples. This is natural.

Look, don't stand in the way of progress, Irv. Sound is the future.

[audience applauding, laughing continues]

We are going to Mexico, Nellie. Mexico?

The epic Blood & Gold has confirmed Jack

Another, please.

What have you been in? Nothing yet.

[Estelle] Jack!

These people choose who stays and who goes.

I was too short or I was too fat.

[crowd shouting]

This is real drama we're talking about. Shakespeare-level stuff.

Tell it to Wallach. Wake up, wake up.

Do the rainbow, remember? Big arms!

Who's the girl? A goddess.

Probablemente it was some kind of bad communication.

It needs more punch. Take two frames off the tail and three more off the head.

This is what a degenerate fucking animal from Jersey does.

[shouting ferociously]

She has led you to your destiny through fate,

[Manny] This sort of thing is no longer acceptable.

of the first faggot they sent over!

Not till the evening, huh?

[laughing] It tickles.

I just want to say thank you for the work.

I was just gonna see if the phone worked.

and we're trying so hard to get it back on track.

How have you been?

[Jack] You deserve this. Did you see my screen test yet, Manny?

What do you mean? Like, uh, his income?

[growls] [The Count] Oh, shit!

[elephant trumpets]

No, it just... What I mean...

Gloria, you have buckets of charm.

And now, the Rose Petal... [drumroll]

I love you. [audience laughing]

Okay, so we're gonna pre-roll first. I'll cue your entrance.

Here's the twist:

Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you?

We're ready for you on set, Mr. Palmer.

Fucking listen up, all you big-dick Mister Men!

Light. And tears!

Do you hear? That squeak?

"Listen to me, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

You know her, don't you?

Which road do I take? Uh, you're gonna look at least 90 in this traffic.

Props needs better aging, goddamn it! We talked about this!

Calm down and tell me what happened.

How have you been?

Nice fella. Wonder if he's single.

Camera! And sound!

Mr. Torres, meet Miss LaRoy.

Jack Conrad's passed out.

Fine. Grab a close-up. No! No close-up.

No, I'm afraid it's impossible. It's gotta be a discovery.

[shattering] Hola, Jacky!

It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean?

[child speaking Spanish]

Is that clear, Lloyd? Is that good for fucking sound?

If they like you... They don't!

Why discovery? Well, this role requires real range.

You! I've been looking all over for you.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

[pen continues scratching]

Okay, Irv. I'll see you on set.

[song continues playing]

All I want in return is a little honesty.

[laughing] We're gonna get married.

Okay, well, I think... Come here.

She's not gonna fuck this up again, is she?

[Ruth] Cut. Missed your mark, Nell.

No, Bob! Don't leave me! Fuck!

[glass clatters]

They're not far.

Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel

[driver] Sir, George won't come out of the car.

And Louis XIV sat on that.

It's the idea that sticks.

♪ There's one pet I like to pet ♪

It's on you now, kid. The future's yours.

I'm not gonna let that happen anymore.

[shouting ferociously]

You need something?

Sir Delmer Lunny.

and we're transporting the entertainment for a party at his house.

Wilson, isn't he on tonight? [Wilson] Thought he was.

A new challenger approaches!

[cheering continues]

It was her first film. She wanted to celebrate.

[Robert] And that, that is when I grabbed the snake by the head.

Help me! Help me! [screaming]

Come on, tell us a joke. I have a joke.

She's a fucking kid, and she looks like she's dead.

Why? I just want to be part of something bigger, I guess.

We'll go to Mexico. We'll go...

♪ And I love The thoughts it stirs ♪

Nell prefers listening to jokes rather than telling them.

What a goddamn mess.

And you know what? There's beauty there.

♪ 'Cause I'll do anything For my sweet pet ♪

It is French already! [chuckles] Okay, let's go.

[on recording] ♪ One, two, three, hey ♪

We shouldn't stand in the way of progress.

[bell rings] [footsteps]

Brought you so far in life. You know?

Let's roll, people! Let's go! Take two!

We don't own the house.

"Hey, do ya ever have a problem with the shit stickin' to your fur?"

[Jack] Now go show those fat fucks how it's done.

[clears throat] "-ing" not "-in."

I don't think I'm very good for you.

[insects chirping]

[Manny] Why? [Nellie] Yeah, tell me why.

I had a good run, didn't I? Hmm? You sure did.

No tits? No tits.

You're alternating the pitch of your voice too much.

[blows landing, grunting]

[Jack] Hey, where'd you go?

And the bear says to the rabbit,

Bigger. Better. Important.

You don't have to be in your own shitty fucking life.

I mean, I appreciate it, but we have to go. Trust me.

Get back to work! Get back to work!

You're an actor now, Sidney.

I just want to be with you. Okay.

Nellie! Nellie!

We're gonna do great things together, she and I.