Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not! You're not fucking better than me.

You're very lucky I don't report you.

[Nellie] "Roy" means "king," remember?

He will do anything for cash.

any time someone threads a frame of yours through a sprocket,

I don't have the money to pay them. I don't have...

Hey, you two with the camera! Do you know who I am?

[crew member] Mark.

Stop it! You are not fucking Italian!

She has killed our grandmothers,

I can leave. Please, please.

Such a shame, yeah. It's sad.

You don't say. The Dean! Well, how you doin'?

Please. [speaking Spanish]

Don't you know what a red light means?

Actually, I got one.

You're going back out there. I'm having a heart attack.

And I'm going to bed.

[James] This is the kind of thing your industry needs.

...feel special.

Yeah. Find it out here.

[Ruth] Take two! Action!

Don't speak Cantonese to me. All right.

We roll, we roll! We are losing the light!

And nice to meet you, sir.

[romantic music playing]

[music continues playing]

Nell, you must have some good ones. Well, I-I...

Just a suggestion.

I thought you were just excited about the idea.

[guests gasping, clamoring]

Great. For this next take... Yeah.

We'll go to the border and we'll go down south

That one near her, okay? [phone ringing]

Is there a doctor? No.

Just don't let Olga shoot me. Okay.

I find the studios' committees for the casting of Negroes inspiring, don't you?

All right, um...

I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you. Do you understand?

Well, I guess the movie isn't a hit.

Oh, hi. Do you have any coke?

Georgie, what's up Von Cheeseburger's ass today? [sighs]

[up-tempo jazz playing] And action, Miss Moore.

[tires screech]

Something that lasts, that means something.

See you in ten minutes, cabrón. Ten minutes.

When you gonna do something? Why you worried about Joe?

What happened to the tits part?

Who was it this time? [panting]

This looks so much better. [laughs]

Evening, Madame. Lovely to see you. I have to steal him, I'm afraid.

[knock on door]

Camera! And motherfucking sound!

Don't give her anything, pendejo. Anything!

It's a winner, Jack.

They took me... ¿Como? How?

See my point? Come on.

Sorry, what... No, I didn't...

Billy, come on.

[The Count] Okay.

And a Hearst invite has come in for Miss LaRoy.

There's a new sensibility now.

If I could just fucking defend... Yeah... Fighting...

I'll do anything.

Well, if you'll excuse me...

It's brandy mixed with ether.

Get dressed. We are going now. I'm not going to Mexico. Are you crazy?

What's your name?

[speaking Spanish]

Of course, now you can't gamble in LA. You been to Cal-Neva?

It won't help Nellie with the Hearst crowd.

And Jonathan and Harriet Rothschild.

It's gone. [stammering]

"I've been in fashion shows too.

I'm Nellie LaRoy's dad.

Jack? [person] Nellie!

I sold him keys a while back. He works for McKay.

I've always helped you, and all you've done is break my heart!

Don't we owe him more than the same old shit?

And with sync sound, which, who knows,

All art aspires to music.

If I can dance, I bet I can sing.

And you'll never get Gloria Swanson. Why no Swanson?

[fan 3] Please, Nellie!

I just want to be part of something bigger.

And I like making 'em squirm.

I shan't be long. Ta-ta!

My dad's diner and the...

Hundred more conversations just like this one,

Billie Dove? Why not?

This is who they found.

Hmm. Of course you could do Shakespeare.

It's the ones who go to Beverly Hills

Might you go to the stage to gain more experience?

It's from your bank heist picture. It's movie money.

Sir! Sir, sir! Sir, can I borrow that?

Oh, come on, boys, it's just on the other side.

[people whooping]

Can you do that, Irv?

[Jonathan] Gerald, have you heard about the new Ellis Engel picture?

[crew] Oh, my God, it's a fire!

I'm so sorry, God.

Kid, I'll never forget it.

you playing fucking flat.

Hey! Next part. Miss Moore'll come in.

Sure, Elinor. Why?

[crowd] No, no, no! [Jack] Yes!

This is bullshit.

Okay, here's the shot.

I got the ticket to the premiere. Nellie! Nellie, I love you!

though you breathed your last before he breathed his first.

[coin clattering]

Then I'm gonna have to recalibrate the whole room. Okay, okay. Okay.

I am not the best joke teller.

No, no, no! Back off, cabrones! Back off now!

I'm just gonna be a minute, okay?

[Ruth] Are you fucking... She can't cry.

Scene 17, take seven. Mark.

You give 'em that card, you tell 'em you work for Munn.

Oh, yes. This is it.

Pow! [laughing]

Nellie LaRoy. In French.

Just put down "one horse" and your signature right there.

Look, sir... [elephant trumpets]

It's a disease.

Eighty-five grand.

Yeah, it's coming together. This is much better. Remember that energy.

[announcer] Shh.

[babbling] Tell me that...

[Jack] Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

...of the Rising Sun...

Manny, I shouldn't...

Something important. To be part of something important.

Action. [squeaks]

So how's your movie? It's shit.

[breathing heavily]

[engine revving] [tires screeching]

Manny! Manny, come up here.

[Elinor responds in French] [laughter]

I think we have a problem.