Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nell, you must have some good ones. Well, I-I...

[Ruth] Take two! Action!

[Ruth] Are you fucking... She can't cry.

I can leave. Please, please.

Manny, I shouldn't...

[music continues playing]

Don't we owe him more than the same old shit?

Well, if you'll excuse me...

Who was it this time? [panting]

We'll go to the border and we'll go down south

Georgie, what's up Von Cheeseburger's ass today? [sighs]

She has killed our grandmothers,

This is bullshit.

I don't have the money to pay them. I don't have...

Then I'm gonna have to recalibrate the whole room. Okay, okay. Okay.

Scene 17, take seven. Mark.

It's from your bank heist picture. It's movie money.

He will do anything for cash.

What happened to the tits part?

I shan't be long. Ta-ta!

This is who they found.

This looks so much better. [laughs]

[crowd] No, no, no! [Jack] Yes!

Nellie LaRoy. In French.

It's gone. [stammering]

Sure, Elinor. Why?

you playing fucking flat.

[Jonathan] Gerald, have you heard about the new Ellis Engel picture?

You're not! You're not fucking better than me.

any time someone threads a frame of yours through a sprocket,

[romantic music playing]

[up-tempo jazz playing] And action, Miss Moore.

Kid, I'll never forget it.

Look, sir... [elephant trumpets]

Actually, I got one.

Hey! Next part. Miss Moore'll come in.

Billy, come on.

Just a suggestion.

I find the studios' committees for the casting of Negroes inspiring, don't you?

Pow! [laughing]

I am not the best joke teller.

[speaking Spanish]

My dad's diner and the...

Hundred more conversations just like this one,

Okay, here's the shot.

Camera! And motherfucking sound!

[breathing heavily]

What's your name?

Well, I guess the movie isn't a hit.

You don't say. The Dean! Well, how you doin'?

Sorry, what... No, I didn't...

Billie Dove? Why not?

Something important. To be part of something important.

[announcer] Shh.

I'm Nellie LaRoy's dad.

Action. [squeaks]

Yeah, it's coming together. This is much better. Remember that energy.

You're very lucky I don't report you.

Just put down "one horse" and your signature right there.

Yeah. Find it out here.

[babbling] Tell me that...

I'm so sorry, God.

See my point? Come on.

Sir! Sir, sir! Sir, can I borrow that?

Get dressed. We are going now. I'm not going to Mexico. Are you crazy?

You're going back out there. I'm having a heart attack.

And I'm going to bed.

That one near her, okay? [phone ringing]

We roll, we roll! We are losing the light!

See you in ten minutes, cabrón. Ten minutes.

Such a shame, yeah. It's sad.

And I like making 'em squirm.

I'll do anything.

Just don't let Olga shoot me. Okay.

[crew] Oh, my God, it's a fire!

[guests gasping, clamoring]

Please. [speaking Spanish]

...of the Rising Sun...

Oh, yes. This is it.

[fan 3] Please, Nellie!

[engine revving] [tires screeching]

And with sync sound, which, who knows,

They took me... ¿Como? How?

I sold him keys a while back. He works for McKay.

Manny! Manny, come up here.

So how's your movie? It's shit.

I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you. Do you understand?

Don't you know what a red light means?

Eighty-five grand.

I got the ticket to the premiere. Nellie! Nellie, I love you!

It's brandy mixed with ether.

All art aspires to music.

Is there a doctor? No.

I've always helped you, and all you've done is break my heart!

And nice to meet you, sir.

Of course, now you can't gamble in LA. You been to Cal-Neva?

[crew member] Mark.

I thought you were just excited about the idea.

All right, um...

When you gonna do something? Why you worried about Joe?

I'm just gonna be a minute, okay?

If I can dance, I bet I can sing.

Evening, Madame. Lovely to see you. I have to steal him, I'm afraid.

And you'll never get Gloria Swanson. Why no Swanson?

No, no, no! Back off, cabrones! Back off now!

[Elinor responds in French] [laughter]

It won't help Nellie with the Hearst crowd.

Oh, hi. Do you have any coke?

I just want to be part of something bigger.

[James] This is the kind of thing your industry needs.

It's the ones who go to Beverly Hills

And a Hearst invite has come in for Miss LaRoy.

[coin clattering]

[Nellie] "Roy" means "king," remember?

I think we have a problem.

Might you go to the stage to gain more experience?

It's a winner, Jack.

Oh, come on, boys, it's just on the other side.

[people whooping]

Jack? [person] Nellie!

[Jack] Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

It's a disease.

Stop it! You are not fucking Italian!

"I've been in fashion shows too.

[The Count] Okay.

Something that lasts, that means something.

[knock on door]

[tires screech]

There's a new sensibility now.

...feel special.

And Jonathan and Harriet Rothschild.

Hmm. Of course you could do Shakespeare.

Great. For this next take... Yeah.

You give 'em that card, you tell 'em you work for Munn.

Can you do that, Irv?

Don't give her anything, pendejo. Anything!

If I could just fucking defend... Yeah... Fighting...

Don't speak Cantonese to me. All right.

Hey, you two with the camera! Do you know who I am?

though you breathed your last before he breathed his first.