Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get off the set! You're good.

That was a waste of time. [chuckling]

You can feel it. Like... I don't know. Movies are sad sometimes.

I need Ruth back. Ruth doesn't fucking cut it anymore!

To be honest with you, I don't really know why it's Noah's Ark.

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

[mouthing words]

Yeah. It was getting in the way.

Manny, it's gonna be like nothing anyone's ever seen.

[soft jazz playing]

[launderer] Hole in shirt before.

I think we can make millions together! [Wilson hawks, spits]

He's actually my business manager now.

You know all the young up-and-comers.

I just think of home.

Yeah. I mean, that's what I heard.

Fellow. Fuck. Fellow.

One bag or two? One. And you're paying this time? Thank you.

What the fuck I'm gonna do without you? I'm not going anywhere without you!

I'm gonna serve sandwiches shaped like her face.

But it's a 2709.

You are even more fuckable in person.

Jack? It's George.

Natalie! It's been forever!

[vehicle approaching]

You still command the biggest paycheck.

Hiya, this is Joanne from Gray... [Lloyd] Cut!

[sighs] Action.

What kind of stars are we talking about?

Okay. [Max] All right, places, everyone!

[sighs] Don't be a fucking baby.

I helped build this place you call home.

[guest] What the fuck?

So just bobbing, all right? Let's work on that.

Bill... Let's get a crowbar. Come on. Hurry up.

will stumble across your image flickering on a screen

[whispers] Okay, glycerin.

Manuel, what's she saying? I got him learning Hungarian 'cause he's good with languages.

[playing native music]

Yeah, I changed that.

What is this dolly doing here?

What the fuck is that?

I don't know, uh, why.

More! Eat another rat!

Nellie, get dressed and get in the fucking car, now!

Great. Follow me.

Staying strong.

We gotta redefine the form.

Okay, can you just... Lloyd, Lloyd, fuck off.

What about you?

I don't have fucking time for this!

We'll get this under control, I promise you.

This one guy McKay owns a few joints, but he's a little scary, so...

Man number three, I can see your erection.

Guys, let's just try a take, okay? I don't think she meant anything by it.

But look around.

No, no! No last looks! No last looks!

[sobbing] [continues shouting in Spanish]

Right, Manuel. Manuel's great! Put Manuel on it.

[Jack] Hello? Jack, it's Irv.

[scoffs] Of course I've done cocaine.

They will fucking kill you. These people are killers.

I could take a car, drive for 30 minutes

Now, does anyone else here need to sneeze? Huh?

want Negroes in their pictures.

Nellie. Nellie?

Wow. You remember me.

[crowd laughing]

It's not fun. We can have fun.

I love you, Manny.

[crew member] Higher! More!

Who the fuck is that?

I'm sorry. It was hard to find gas.

Yeah. [speaking Spanish]

Irv! For the Clayton movie...

[strikers shouting angrily]

Get her out of here! Fuck's sake.

Okay, I think you want to become a star.

Mildred's got a fucking rabbit on her shoulders that's probably still alive.

There you go, buddy.

[end note plays]

Well, where was I gonna get 85 grand in two days?

Come on, buddy. You got it, yeah.

Think of something that makes it personal to you. Okay?

[speaking Italian] Stop speaking fucking Italian!

Your humble servant bears witness.

I'm on a deadline, darling.

I mean, the other players are a lot darker than Sid. So?

But we have to leave now.

[horns honking]

She's kind of a big star.

like flecks of paint from a madman's brush

Would someone kindly tell me what the fuck is going on?

[nurse] May I help you? Yes. Nellie LaRoy.

Use one of Wallach's cars to take him home.

♪ I must first Remove my gloves ♪

Will you just fucking call me back? [speaking Italian]

You all are such a beautiful, lovely crowd.

And I was wondering if perhaps, next time,

No! No, no, upstairs.

[shushes] Calm.

Oh, I love this song!

Walt! Walt, hey!

Well, hello, college!

Scene 17, take two.

Are you serious? Just stay out of its way.

Thanks a bunch, Dean. See you later.

and we'll get married and we'll have kids and...

But what about Jack's scene? We make a camera run right now!

Ramon Novarro can play guitar, but south-of-the-border accent.

Something about "getting fucked by a wheelbarrow of monkeys." Hiccups are normal.

[guests gasping, clamoring]

[Ruth] Action! [gasps]

Opens tonight, right? Correct.

"Never have I seen such a maelstrom of bad taste and sheer magic.

Uh-huh. Is it a 2708 model or 2709?

Night night, honey.

Jack, I-I have no idea what you're talking about.

I just need a minute. [Max] All right, well, hurry.

Nellie! Nellie!

Meanwhile, that new favorite, Nellie LaRoy,

You gave us the beautiful light, and I squandered it.

I'm more man than any of you. Nellie, Nellie.

[The Count] Um, what's this?

Wilson. Been a while.

The night is almost over. I got a 10:00 a.m. call time.

You people make me fucking sick!

Maybe not to you in your ivory tower.

[crowd cheering]

The song's a hit.

I'm gonna play it adagio.

Very good, Mary. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

You haven't changed... [chuckles] ...a bit.

[guest moaning]

This is where you kiss the apparition, ja?

You puked on my rug!

The big fucking man! There he is! What?