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Another romance, another breakup.
I heard ya.
Of course you don't!
Jack's back!
The mark's right here. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!
Talking pictures. Like you're there.
Uh... Come on, guys, rubber soles!
Give me one sec. Christ, it's hot in there.
Sí.
What is this bullshit?
♪ Every evening we get set ♪
Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking. [laughs]
It's just easier to be on my own.
[speaking Spanish]
Probably ran into it himself, huh?
Señor? Sir? Uh, do you have keys? [grunts]
Yeah, of course I remember you. How could I forget?
Manny!
Sidney? Yeah.
It's very good. It's great, yeah.
Oh, why do I bother?
Uh, I taught myself, mostly.
I'm gonna check on the drinks. I don't know where Wilson went.
Nellie!
[crew member] All right, you heard her. Close-up on Nellie.
Goddamn it, you fucking pussies! [kicks sand]
They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.
More gas!
[car door closes]
Oh.
You don't make anything.
[camera whirring slows, stops]
Watch this.
Ain't life grand.
[all laughing]
[speaking Spanish]
[director] Cut!
In your wide, next to them, Sidney looks white.
The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore.
Yes. Yeah.
[groans]
Oh! [gasping]
No? No.
Then Wallach got pissed. He straightened him out.
Beautiful. Bellísimo, bellísimo.
I'm gonna let you all go on fucking your cousins,
[Ruth] Okay, we're gonna go again. It's fine. No, it's fine.
If that elephant drop its elephant ass on your face,
Okay, check the gate! [Max] Billy, check the gate!
Miss him?
♪ Seldom plays and never purrs ♪
[up-tempo jazz playing]
[singing along in Italian]
Why are you doing this, carajo? Why?
[gun hammer clicking] [Manny panting, whimpering]
"Just wanted to see if the phone worked. Who is this?"
A little more attire's always in the way.
[Spanish continues]
Bar shoots tomorrow, doesn't it?
No. She's in the bar scene in Maid's Off.
[clamoring, laughing]
I only gamble if I'm, you know, pissed or drunk or having a great night.
And they're not really dead. It's fucking amazing.
there's something about her that speaks to us in a language
...zero-nine.
[indistinct shouting]
[shouting]
I want to make you so happy every day.
This is something else.
You're not on the list. Okay, listen to me. My name is Nellie LaRoy.
[screaming]
[Lloyd] I can't even believe this.
Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?
By the way, the name is Robert Roy.
I just love watching movies, you know?
[screaming]
It's that fucking easy!
back in... back in the days.
A hundred thousand people see you on Broadway,
[Nellie] That's not how we make movies. Shut the fuck up!
[gasps]
Are you holding up?
Give me another one.
No.
Get down! Jack! ♪ For the longest while ♪
Yeah? Yeah. A movie set.
[loud cheering continues]
♪ And that's hard to do ♪
Jack Conrad? Hmm.
[James whistling]
Hey, Donny!
Hello?
Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs.
We change her parts. We fix her voice.
We can hope. You're fucking deranged, Sidney.
Manny, I am dying out there. Okay, okay.
Yeah. I've been saying it since Wally Reid.
It's the end of the road for me. This is it for me.
You good with the money? Looks realistic. Yeah. What about the gun?
Action.
Time to go make a movie.
[cheering]
I can't pay them. What do you mean?
[song playing]
[Jack] A snake's getting fought!
[director] Diese Scheißen fucks! They are ruining my movie!
Who is this?
Mmm.
Next time, try softer, okay?
I fucked up, Manny. I fucked up, Manny.
Sir?
[insects buzzing]
Nellie.
Nice to meet you, Manny.
if I don't have the money by the end of the week,
Stop! She's changed the blocking again!
[speaking French]
Okay, then. Bye now.
[car door opens, closes]
That's the attitude.
I got a business proposition just for you.
You don't fuck with these kind of people. You just pay them.
Hot damn!
[sighs, laughs] How you been?
"Oh, Nellie!" Look at them.
A gift from Mr. Wallach.
Scene 17, take one. [crew member] Mark.
Eyes water for two, on the third beat, I'm gonna do a light effect.
Excuse me.
What do you say we come in for my close-up now?
I know, buddy, but you're not gonna kill yourself over it.
Thank you.
Elinor St. John. Never speak to her.
Evening.
Good to see you. Meet Manny.
Um, I didn't know we needed one.
Nonsense. You came through.
[guest] You're from Mexico, then?
[cheering, whistling]
Don't make me do it alone.
We're supposed to just keep playing? That's the idea.
[laughing]
I look fucking ridiculous. What's your name?
It sounds just awful.
[squealing, laughing]
[sniffles]
Fuck Don Wallach! Fuck all of this shit, okay?
Yeah, I believe that films like yours
[cheering continues]
We need a fucking gas station, now. "We need a gas station, now."
through your lifetime to this moment, ja? Mm-hmm.
Cannot add, cannot spell. Why don't you hire someone else?
What about pancakes?
[urinating stops]
[band playing jazz]
And it certainly wasn't anything I wrote.
Why don't you fight a snake... A real one... right now?
Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up now.
[Nellie] Oh. [Ruth] It's...
I have to redo all the wires.
Scene 17, take eight. [weakly] Mark.