Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Probably ran into it himself, huh?

I just love watching movies, you know?

[car door closes]

Another romance, another breakup.

In your wide, next to them, Sidney looks white.

Okay, then. Bye now.

[clamoring, laughing]

back in... back in the days.

[indistinct shouting]

[crew member] All right, you heard her. Close-up on Nellie.

Eyes water for two, on the third beat, I'm gonna do a light effect.

I got a business proposition just for you.

I fucked up, Manny. I fucked up, Manny.

Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking. [laughs]

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

there's something about her that speaks to us in a language

[speaking Spanish]

I want to make you so happy every day.

What do you say we come in for my close-up now?

You're not on the list. Okay, listen to me. My name is Nellie LaRoy.

I look fucking ridiculous. What's your name?

[car door opens, closes]

Next time, try softer, okay?

By the way, the name is Robert Roy.

Of course you don't!

♪ And that's hard to do ♪

Yeah, I believe that films like yours

♪ Every evening we get set ♪

[Lloyd] I can't even believe this.

[up-tempo jazz playing]

Yeah? Yeah. A movie set.

The mark's right here. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!

It's just easier to be on my own.

[loud cheering continues]

And they're not really dead. It's fucking amazing.

Elinor St. John. Never speak to her.

[Nellie] That's not how we make movies. Shut the fuck up!

[guest] You're from Mexico, then?

You don't fuck with these kind of people. You just pay them.

I only gamble if I'm, you know, pissed or drunk or having a great night.

I have to redo all the wires.

[speaking French]

I'm gonna let you all go on fucking your cousins,

Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up now.

Fuck Don Wallach! Fuck all of this shit, okay?

I know, buddy, but you're not gonna kill yourself over it.

[cheering continues]

I'm gonna check on the drinks. I don't know where Wilson went.

Uh, I taught myself, mostly.

[Jack] A snake's getting fought!

Yeah, of course I remember you. How could I forget?

Uh... Come on, guys, rubber soles!

You don't make anything.

"Just wanted to see if the phone worked. Who is this?"

"Oh, Nellie!" Look at them.

And it certainly wasn't anything I wrote.

I can't pay them. What do you mean?

Good to see you. Meet Manny.

Give me one sec. Christ, it's hot in there.

[gun hammer clicking] [Manny panting, whimpering]

Time to go make a movie.

[band playing jazz]

through your lifetime to this moment, ja? Mm-hmm.

It's the end of the road for me. This is it for me.

We're supposed to just keep playing? That's the idea.

Then Wallach got pissed. He straightened him out.

[singing along in Italian]

Beautiful. Bellísimo, bellísimo.

Okay, check the gate! [Max] Billy, check the gate!

It's very good. It's great, yeah.

We need a fucking gas station, now. "We need a gas station, now."

Nonsense. You came through.

This is something else.

Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs.

♪ Seldom plays and never purrs ♪

Are you holding up?

[director] Cut!

Scene 17, take eight. [weakly] Mark.

[speaking Spanish]

[James whistling]

[director] Diese Scheißen fucks! They are ruining my movie!

Oh, why do I bother?

Manny, I am dying out there. Okay, okay.

A little more attire's always in the way.

Bar shoots tomorrow, doesn't it?

if I don't have the money by the end of the week,

Nice to meet you, Manny.

Talking pictures. Like you're there.

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

[cheering, whistling]

[Spanish continues]

Scene 17, take one. [crew member] Mark.

We can hope. You're fucking deranged, Sidney.

We change her parts. We fix her voice.

That's the attitude.

[sighs, laughs] How you been?

Yeah. I've been saying it since Wally Reid.

Señor? Sir? Uh, do you have keys? [grunts]

Give me another one.

Cannot add, cannot spell. Why don't you hire someone else?

[Nellie] Oh. [Ruth] It's...

[urinating stops]

[squealing, laughing]

Um, I didn't know we needed one.

[insects buzzing]

[camera whirring slows, stops]

[Ruth] Okay, we're gonna go again. It's fine. No, it's fine.

What is this bullshit?

No. She's in the bar scene in Maid's Off.

Get down! Jack! ♪ For the longest while ♪

Why are you doing this, carajo? Why?

It sounds just awful.

Jack Conrad? Hmm.

You good with the money? Looks realistic. Yeah. What about the gun?

If that elephant drop its elephant ass on your face,

Ain't life grand.

A gift from Mr. Wallach.

Don't make me do it alone.

A hundred thousand people see you on Broadway,

Goddamn it, you fucking pussies! [kicks sand]

The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore.

Why don't you fight a snake... A real one... right now?

Stop! She's changed the blocking again!

It's that fucking easy!

What about pancakes?