Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sure you'll get another chance.

[growls, hisses] [crowd laughing]

Musicians are ready? And action!

Bear with me, fellas. Wait till you see this guy.

There's nothing you could have done differently.

Or wherever! Or wherever!

Will you shut the fuck up? What?

Is anybody wearing a watch?

Then what I'd suggest there would be to... [phone ringing]

She owes gambling debts all over town.

He was the first one to say I have talent.

I didn't realize we were making Ben-Hur!

They are going to fucking kill us, okay?

Wilson, quick, give me a 20.

...everything you need, you know, right here. It's got the restaurants and...

We did a screening on the lot last week. People went nuts.

"I love you, I love you!" [audience member] "I love you!" [laughing]

[knock on door]

And when it looks like the guy asks her something,

[people screaming]

Send two dozen roses to her dressing room every morning this week.

I'm gonna call it "The Wild Child Grill."

Scene 17, take four. Mark.

There! There's gas.

And he grabs the rabbit behind the ears

[crowd applauding]

[The Count] No, no.

Were these Sid Palmer shorts your idea?

And you, I don't even know, where are you? Where are you?

best producer in the biz and my oldest pal.

If we take her out now... Somebody will care!

[assistant] Mr. Conrad?

Why wouldn't I get another chance?

Santa, get me wet.

[shouting continues] Nellie!

You blimp motherfucker, piece of fat fucking shit!

To them, this'll look like a mixed band. We won't be able to book the movie there.

And what do you think of the new wave of race films, Mr. Palmer?

You're the only one who's ever been nice to me.

♪ It's my girl's ♪

And they'll know... Everyone will fucking know

[bullets ricocheting]

She's just some random whore from Wallach's house! [sobs]

Hi. I work for Mr. George Munn.

[no audible dialogue]

but Gary Cooper... Gary Cooper is a fucking horse!

"The" Count. It's just The Count.

It was so good to see you, Fay. You're gonna do great things in Europe.

Sounds easy. [chuckles] I think it will be.

[snorts, spits]

Get me the fuck out of here!

And you're watching the movie and... And you escape.

No, it's an elephant.

They're gonna kill me.

Can we just move the mic a little deeper in the room?

This is Rebecca. This is Lewis.

Ciao, my love. Ciao.

Universidade da família amor

one must assume the position of a mongoose!

"Who is the fellow..." Fellow.

I wanna know about the Al Jolson movie. Get Manuel to New York.

Maid's Off? Yeah.

I can paint, I can cook, I can clean, I can do coffee...

Hello, college. Nell, your mark!

Is it true that you've quit drinking?

[Elinor] So, Jacky boy, how do you think it turned out?

'Cause I make 'em squirm.

Rubber soles only from now on!

And when in doubt, say somethin' French.

[trumpet flourishes continue]

Let's go back to our ones. I need a drink. Whore!

and adventure together, go to the jungle, to war together.

Jim heard you were a big producer.

We can go to Mexico, Nellie. And we can be happy.

[crowd shouting]

Seems okay here.

Roll, roll, roll, roll. [camera whirring]

But we have to leave now. Manny. Manny.

Thank you. This is Estelle.

Hand on chest. Aghast! [gasps]

[all cheering] We did it!

It's those of us in the dark, the ones who just watch, who survive.

you held the spotlight.

No Mrs. Conrad tonight?

Yes! Yes! He's the next big thing!

I have to do this?

I'm on a deadline, darling.

"You are what gives me life." Maybe try it slower.

Watch what he does. It has to be seen to be believed.

[laughing] You love to sing.

I love watching movies too. You sit there.

Elinor and I worked so hard to get you into this.

To match-cut with yours. I'm the star! I get the close-up.

[sucking, spits]

Harold, how you doing? I'm doing good, Jack. How about you?

I won't have any fucking light now.

[no audible dialogue]

Well, hello, college.

Jack, for fuck's sake, I've been trying you all week.

I think what we have here in Hollywood is high art.

I gotta ask you something. Yeah? Was it okay?

Have you ever stopped to think why, when there's a house fire,

Harry, what kind of shoes are those?

You're the only one, Manny!

Yeah. I enjoyed that.

Just, uh, shoot the men or something.

Now I really need your help, and I hate to ask...

That's what I think. Take this one more time. Everybody ready?

[crashing] [guests cheering]

[director] Cut!

[chattering continues]

think about it.

[cheering stops]

Map those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history.

Don't be a pussy, Irv. The fireworks shot is too expensive.

Why? Yeah, tell me why.

[Max] Okay, are we still in places?

They found George in his home this morning.

[band playing jazz]

What guy? You never told me how you got it.

Hey, how you holding up?

That's our work.

Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

[Otto] No. She's in your head!

Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to see him now. He's at the Blockhouse.

People care about morals.

What is your precinct? I'm a security guard.

[crew member] Going over to Stage 4!

Come on! Come on, baby!

[speaking Spanish]

[fan] Nellie! Nellie!

[Elinor] Jack Conrad.

snow-white fuckin' assholes!

With the right endorsements, and with Elinor as an ally,

Does anyone else here need to fuck this scene in the ass?

You would be spectacular in one of his fluffier plays.

There's no "Nellie LaRoy" on the list.

Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. That's better.