Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They found George in his home this morning.

Why? Yeah, tell me why.

Hey, how you holding up?

Yes! Yes! He's the next big thing!

[crowd shouting]

If we take her out now... Somebody will care!

but Gary Cooper... Gary Cooper is a fucking horse!

Scene 17, take four. Mark.

Get me the fuck out of here!

[trumpet flourishes continue]

I wanna know about the Al Jolson movie. Get Manuel to New York.

[chattering continues]

"You are what gives me life." Maybe try it slower.

[all cheering] We did it!

I'm sure you'll get another chance.

Now I really need your help, and I hate to ask...

Yeah. I enjoyed that.

It's those of us in the dark, the ones who just watch, who survive.

She's just some random whore from Wallach's house! [sobs]

'Cause I make 'em squirm.

Is anybody wearing a watch?

[band playing jazz]

That's our work.

Then what I'd suggest there would be to... [phone ringing]

[sucking, spits]

Come on! Come on, baby!

Does anyone else here need to fuck this scene in the ass?

He was the first one to say I have talent.

And they'll know... Everyone will fucking know

I'm gonna call it "The Wild Child Grill."

[The Count] No, no.

Let's go back to our ones. I need a drink. Whore!

And you, I don't even know, where are you? Where are you?

And he grabs the rabbit behind the ears

Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

[crowd applauding]

snow-white fuckin' assholes!

[growls, hisses] [crowd laughing]

No Mrs. Conrad tonight?

Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to see him now. He's at the Blockhouse.

Harold, how you doing? I'm doing good, Jack. How about you?

She owes gambling debts all over town.

Musicians are ready? And action!

Can we just move the mic a little deeper in the room?

"I love you, I love you!" [audience member] "I love you!" [laughing]

Seems okay here.

...everything you need, you know, right here. It's got the restaurants and...

[no audible dialogue]

You're the only one, Manny!

Thank you. This is Estelle.

[crashing] [guests cheering]

Hello, college. Nell, your mark!

Don't be a pussy, Irv. The fireworks shot is too expensive.

"Who is the fellow..." Fellow.

I didn't realize we were making Ben-Hur!

best producer in the biz and my oldest pal.

Were these Sid Palmer shorts your idea?

There's no "Nellie LaRoy" on the list.

Jack, for fuck's sake, I've been trying you all week.

With the right endorsements, and with Elinor as an ally,

This is Rebecca. This is Lewis.

But we have to leave now. Manny. Manny.

They're gonna kill me.

There! There's gas.

Hi. I work for Mr. George Munn.

Jim heard you were a big producer.

Why wouldn't I get another chance?

Wilson, quick, give me a 20.

Universidade da família amor

I think what we have here in Hollywood is high art.

[snorts, spits]

Roll, roll, roll, roll. [camera whirring]

We did a screening on the lot last week. People went nuts.

Will you shut the fuck up? What?

I'm on a deadline, darling.

one must assume the position of a mongoose!

[Elinor] Jack Conrad.

You would be spectacular in one of his fluffier plays.

[laughing] You love to sing.

I gotta ask you something. Yeah? Was it okay?

you held the spotlight.

Or wherever! Or wherever!

What is your precinct? I'm a security guard.

I have to do this?

Well, hello, college.

That's what I think. Take this one more time. Everybody ready?

Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. That's better.

[speaking Spanish]

We can go to Mexico, Nellie. And we can be happy.

Rubber soles only from now on!

Hand on chest. Aghast! [gasps]

[fan] Nellie! Nellie!

[bullets ricocheting]

[Otto] No. She's in your head!

You blimp motherfucker, piece of fat fucking shit!

No, it's an elephant.

Elinor and I worked so hard to get you into this.

Ciao, my love. Ciao.

[Max] Okay, are we still in places?

To match-cut with yours. I'm the star! I get the close-up.

People care about morals.

"The" Count. It's just The Count.

Bear with me, fellas. Wait till you see this guy.

Maid's Off? Yeah.

[assistant] Mr. Conrad?

[shouting continues] Nellie!

[people screaming]

Sounds easy. [chuckles] I think it will be.

Is it true that you've quit drinking?

[cheering stops]

They are going to fucking kill us, okay?

[Elinor] So, Jacky boy, how do you think it turned out?

Have you ever stopped to think why, when there's a house fire,

and adventure together, go to the jungle, to war together.

♪ It's my girl's ♪

And what do you think of the new wave of race films, Mr. Palmer?

What guy? You never told me how you got it.

Map those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history.

I can paint, I can cook, I can clean, I can do coffee...

There's nothing you could have done differently.

It was so good to see you, Fay. You're gonna do great things in Europe.

Just, uh, shoot the men or something.

[director] Cut!

think about it.

[no audible dialogue]

You're the only one who's ever been nice to me.

Santa, get me wet.

I love watching movies too. You sit there.

And when it looks like the guy asks her something,

And when in doubt, say somethin' French.

I won't have any fucking light now.

[crew member] Going over to Stage 4!

And you're watching the movie and... And you escape.

[knock on door]

Watch what he does. It has to be seen to be believed.

Harry, what kind of shoes are those?

Send two dozen roses to her dressing room every morning this week.

To them, this'll look like a mixed band. We won't be able to book the movie there.