Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. No. What? This is...

Get the fuck out of the car! Go! [chuckling] Ah! Hey!

something that lasts, that means something.

No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head, okay?

I'll do your movie. I'll bail you out.

Forget working, it's not even worth finishing at that rate.

I don't know why. I wanna go on a movie set too.

[fan 2] Please, Nellie!

What did you say to Elinor? Who?

[humming faintly]

No, I'm not onboard. I'm scared.

Let's just try one on the mark, okay? You can do it.

You have experience with strikes?

The chicken stole my fucking coke! Go fucking get it! Get it!

a Kansas teenager who, overcome by the combined effect

Give me... [speaking Spanish]

You, too. Salud.

We'll have to reset the rafters, then find the new position.

I got practice. I'm allergic.

"Marbled meadows metamorphose

Flirt with the men. Dance. Get up on the table and that's it.

Actually, uh, do you wanna come in with me?

Do you miss the silents?

"Moore" delightful chemistry with Constance and Nellie!

[siren wailing]

...we get the right director, the right publicity... What about Ruth?

[shouting continues]

[cheering, whistling]

Did you have surgery?

He is sensational.

I like it. Yeah.

[shouting in Hungarian continues]

So I was thinking, you make a movie about him,

I am so sorry, Mr. Conrad.

[guests gasping, murmuring]

Miss LaRoy, meet Mr. Torres.

I'm hearing a high-pitched noise. Yeah, it's her voice.

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

[Hearst] My rug! [burps]

Fuck! ¡Puta madre!

[door slams open]

Sir, I... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that things got out of hand.

[gunshot] [body falls]

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves were...

That's what the degenerate fuckin' animal from Jersey does.

I'm stuck doing another costume picture, and my wife's divorcing me.

[tires screech]

So do me a favor, darling. Save your subtext recommendations

And we need to do something about Nellie LaRoy.

and I think I'm in love.

It's impressive. Hmm.

[sniffs] If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go?

You okay with that?

Good. Good, good, Candace. Very good.

I want... What's your name?

[clicks tongue] It's okay. I've been the luckiest bastard in the world.

Get back in your fucking box, Bill!

Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove...

Right, right. [laughing]

She only does leads. She's on the phone, sir.

[rhythmic chanting]

Something about... Took ten years for the Wrights' airplane to work.

and it's just gonna be what it's gonna be.

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to the wild and wonderful Lady Fay.

Okay. Thank you.

and they won't get paid.

Oh, no, it's okay. No, no, no. I insist. I insist.

And I'd like to earn it.

you or Mr. Wallach might have something for me on a set?

That's a little too much, Mary. That's too personal. Okay?

A bear and a rabbit are shittin' in the woods one day.

If I can, I'd like to, uh, play something that I used to play

I love that answer.

[Ruth] Half an hour? Well, I can't just move the mic.

[Max] All right, everybody, eyes on me!

He shot himself.

You either are a star or you aren't. And he is!

[groans] Ah, fuck.

Well, here it's a flop!

I have nowhere else to go. [sniffles]

She's icing her nipples so they perk up through her dress.

[trumpet flourishes]

Yeah, you'd be bailing me out.

Well, I need a real discovery for the part in my movie. Who do you suggest?

Were you shooting? No.

"But why, my darling Pierre? Why?"

Why? Haven't you heard what they say about me?

Inspiring! Di... And congrats on the new film.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

Manny, I did everything you said.

and she can tell her grandkids Nellie LaRoy once used her name.

¡No, carajo! It still sounds like that?

Billie Dove. You're not Billie Dove.

You can be like a gangster.

[chuckles] What?

Ah. Listen, I need a favor.

[Gerald] Yes, I've spoken to L.B. about it already.

Took nothing with me but my dad.

Did you see the butterfly?

[sighs] [rings]

It was Death Valley. April.

[sighs] [engine starts]

If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't understand English.

Santoríni. [Rebecca] I hear it's so beautiful.

She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit.

Manny! How's our girl doing?

Thank you, Elinor. Neither have you.

What is this shit?

[Manny] Manny Torres. [Jack] Manuel.

Not a dry eye in the house.

They voted me the 'Least Dressed Woman' in Paris."

[car doors closing]

So you're the movie producer.

I tried. [sniffling]

Not like the shorts.

Where do you think you're going, ma'am? I'm going inside.

May I please present to you Miss Nellie LaRoy.

It's a nice campus you got here.

Oh, Elinor! Hello.

Yeah, you gonna try a take? Yeah.

Let's go fight a snake. Okay!

Okay. You can go in.

We don't have precincts, ma'am. You're about to not have a job, fucko!

[upbeat jazz music playing]

Still not on the list. Lady, I'm in the movie.

Filthy, slutty piece of fucking trash with a nasty voice.

Too bad what happened to her career, huh?

They clearly cut you, baby. Is that snakeskin?

We're all very fond of her.

that you are doing every fucking day is part of your process.

Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on!

♪ There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set ♪

Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

He wanted to meet you. He's also my manager. It's a good thing we met, Jack.

You said "one horse"?

Why, thank you.

[snorts] Catherine...

I think he was marvelous, marvelous at both. [chuckles]

Turns out he's a 50-year-old midget.

One moment, please. Oh, sure.

[crew applauding, cheering]

Because it's bigger than you.

[knocking on door]

[poker player] Congratulations.

This table only has one bottle, and we're gonna need eight.

If I could just've done the whole thing over and over and over!

Right. Once more into the breach, dear friends!

Gotta be polite. One drink.

Can you be honest with me for ten seconds or so?

That was so good!

You're the only one who's ever cared. [speaking Spanish]

Now take the money I saved you and put it towards the goddamn fireworks shot.

[defecating loudly] [grunts]

Movies are fucking happy. They make you feel something.

Who wants to see my dad fight a fucking snake?

[strikers cheering] [speaking Spanish]

Kike-nosed, Hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I'm sorry, I just can't have you in here right now.