Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[shouting continues]

[snorts] Catherine...

Inspiring! Di... And congrats on the new film.

[sighs] [engine starts]

One moment, please. Oh, sure.

[fan 2] Please, Nellie!

[groans] Ah, fuck.

[siren wailing]

No. No. What? This is...

and they won't get paid.

I'm hearing a high-pitched noise. Yeah, it's her voice.

What is this shit?

You can be like a gangster.

I am so sorry, Mr. Conrad.

No, I'm not onboard. I'm scared.

I have nowhere else to go. [sniffles]

[car doors closing]

Something about... Took ten years for the Wrights' airplane to work.

[Ruth] Half an hour? Well, I can't just move the mic.

She only does leads. She's on the phone, sir.

I hope you all enjoy it.

You said "one horse"?

Can you be honest with me for ten seconds or so?

Who wants to see my dad fight a fucking snake?

Manny, I did everything you said.

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves were...

Yeah, you gonna try a take? Yeah.

A bear and a rabbit are shittin' in the woods one day.

He shot himself.

and she can tell her grandkids Nellie LaRoy once used her name.

I'll do your movie. I'll bail you out.

[trumpet flourishes]

And we need to do something about Nellie LaRoy.

She's icing her nipples so they perk up through her dress.

It was Death Valley. April.

It's a nice campus you got here.

He is sensational.

Miss LaRoy, meet Mr. Torres.

They voted me the 'Least Dressed Woman' in Paris."

Right. Once more into the breach, dear friends!

Because it's bigger than you.

Let's go fight a snake. Okay!

[tires screech]

Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove...

He wanted to meet you. He's also my manager. It's a good thing we met, Jack.

I love that answer.

Took nothing with me but my dad.

Well, I need a real discovery for the part in my movie. Who do you suggest?

and it's just gonna be what it's gonna be.

Thank you, Elinor. Neither have you.

Get back in your fucking box, Bill!

[shouting in Hungarian continues]

[defecating loudly] [grunts]

I'm stuck doing another costume picture, and my wife's divorcing me.

If I can, I'd like to, uh, play something that I used to play

"Marbled meadows metamorphose

[sniffs] If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go?

If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't understand English.

[Max] All right, everybody, eyes on me!

[sighs] [rings]

I don't know why. I wanna go on a movie set too.

Filthy, slutty piece of fucking trash with a nasty voice.

You either are a star or you aren't. And he is!

Flirt with the men. Dance. Get up on the table and that's it.

Turns out he's a 50-year-old midget.

You okay with that?

[humming faintly]

[chuckles] What?

Why? Haven't you heard what they say about me?

What did you say to Elinor? Who?

Right, right. [laughing]

¡No, carajo! It still sounds like that?

Well, here it's a flop!

something that lasts, that means something.

You have experience with strikes?

Good. Good, good, Candace. Very good.

If I could just've done the whole thing over and over and over!

Manny! How's our girl doing?

Actually, uh, do you wanna come in with me?

[rhythmic chanting]

Yeah, you'd be bailing me out.

and I think I'm in love.

Movies are fucking happy. They make you feel something.

Too bad what happened to her career, huh?

You're the only one who's ever cared. [speaking Spanish]

I'm sorry, I just can't have you in here right now.

I want... What's your name?

It's impressive. Hmm.

[Gerald] Yes, I've spoken to L.B. about it already.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[Hearst] My rug! [burps]

[door slams open]

that you are doing every fucking day is part of your process.

Let's just try one on the mark, okay? You can do it.

The chicken stole my fucking coke! Go fucking get it! Get it!

This table only has one bottle, and we're gonna need eight.

Not like the shorts.

Give me... [speaking Spanish]

Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on!

Where do you think you're going, ma'am? I'm going inside.

[clicks tongue] It's okay. I've been the luckiest bastard in the world.

[crew applauding, cheering]

Santoríni. [Rebecca] I hear it's so beautiful.

"But why, my darling Pierre? Why?"

[poker player] Congratulations.

That's what the degenerate fuckin' animal from Jersey does.

You, too. Salud.

I got practice. I'm allergic.

Still not on the list. Lady, I'm in the movie.

We don't have precincts, ma'am. You're about to not have a job, fucko!

Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

So do me a favor, darling. Save your subtext recommendations

Not a dry eye in the house.

Did you see the butterfly?

you or Mr. Wallach might have something for me on a set?

[cheering, whistling]

Kike-nosed, Hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit.

We'll have to reset the rafters, then find the new position.

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to the wild and wonderful Lady Fay.

[guests gasping, murmuring]

Oh, Elinor! Hello.

Now take the money I saved you and put it towards the goddamn fireworks shot.

Forget working, it's not even worth finishing at that rate.

Okay. Thank you.

[strikers cheering] [speaking Spanish]

So I was thinking, you make a movie about him,

♪ There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set ♪

No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head, okay?

I tried. [sniffling]

That's a little too much, Mary. That's too personal. Okay?

Get the fuck out of the car! Go! [chuckling] Ah! Hey!

I think he was marvelous, marvelous at both. [chuckles]

Oh, no, it's okay. No, no, no. I insist. I insist.

We're all very fond of her.

Why, thank you.

I like it. Yeah.

a Kansas teenager who, overcome by the combined effect

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

Do you miss the silents?

[gunshot] [body falls]

And I'd like to earn it.

So you're the movie producer.

Fuck! ¡Puta madre!

Sir, I... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that things got out of hand.

May I please present to you Miss Nellie LaRoy.

Okay. You can go in.

Billie Dove. You're not Billie Dove.

Did you have surgery?

Gotta be polite. One drink.

Were you shooting? No.

"Moore" delightful chemistry with Constance and Nellie!

[knocking on door]

...we get the right director, the right publicity... What about Ruth?

That was so good!

They clearly cut you, baby. Is that snakeskin?

Ah. Listen, I need a favor.

[Manny] Manny Torres. [Jack] Manuel.