Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Elinor] Okay, don't forget.

You know what? I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna stick some coke up my pussy,

[Nellie squeals]

We turn Nellie LaRoy into a lady.

[elephant grunts]

No, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Thank you.

[speaking Italian] Say one more word.

[trumpeting continues]

[crowd cheering, applauding] Te amo, Nellie.

Nellie dresses low 'cause Nellie is low.

He works in the movies too.

And nothing happened, for real, but at the same time,

It's changing times, Manny. I'm honored, sir, but...

Today's audiences find her pornographic. [chuckles]

And the roaches, knowing this,

[loud cheering continues]

Fresh from pictures, Mr. Sidney Palmer on the trumpet.

I'm gonna see you back in LA, okay?

Who needs royalty anymore? Madame.

And the bear says, "Fan-fuckin'-tastic!"

It's... Party time, sparkle cocks!

[crowd cheering]

[glass shattering]

Jolson's sound picture's real good.

That's the cocksucker they sent to screw us!

She's from Broadway. She's a real actor.

She said no, huh?

[metal door closes]

Motherfucking shit! Cocksucking... What the fuck?

It's a lot. It's a lot. How much do you owe?

He's great. What's your name?

[brakes squealing]

[opera continues playing]

All right, tuck it. Just tuck it up.

You don't know what it is to put yourself out there.

Yes. Okay, let's do it! Ruth, any notes on my entrance?

Yeah? [Jack] "You are what gives me life.

[assistant] Mr. Conrad, you're gonna miss your train.

Are we going again or what? I can't breathe in here! We're going again!

That woman is something, you know?

And then he says, "Frankly, Scarlett, you're a cunt."

What happened? We lost all ten cameras.

Nellie, back to your one. Guys, back to your one.

and we thank her for it!"

Come, come. Okay, right here.

I will shit in your mouth, I promise you!

Okay. [Donny guffawing]

It's going to be on you, Sidney.

You're trying to be strong.

Do you think she swings both ways?

Very good, ja? Ja.

I'm a degenerate fucking animal.

This is my money. My company's writing the checks. I decide!

How do you know the guy?

Uh, Mark, can we fix her makeup? Mark.

I've known loss. I've known pain.

"Pierre, who is the fella to whom you are speaking?"

Hey, Sid. You want to say a few words?

[crying] After all we've been through.

I once fought a rattlesnake,

What are your thoughts for the future?

[opera continues playing]

Stay here for a couple of days.

Your first bag is free.

You good to go again? Sure.

[band playing tango]

[person laughing]

[exhales] [Jack grunts]

[sighs] Not this floor, either.

She was completely honest with me.

I practice nine hours a day, you fuck.

[song continues playing]

Well, don't just fucking stand there! Get the fuck out of the shot!

Do you not know how to do makeup? You, what's your name?

[shouting in Hungarian] Sweetie, I don't...

[laughs] Look, sweetie, he's gonna fight a snake. Isn't this great?

[laughing hysterically] Yes, we did it!

All right. All right, all right! Yes!

Manny, do you think I could say a line? No! Get back to the shot!

[elephant trumpets]

I hear it's Strindberg season in New York. Do you like Miss Julie?

Sure. Uh, it's here down the hall.

Stop it. Stop messing with the...

This town has gotten so repressed.

Also, no drinking, and try not to eat too much.

[ballad continues playing]

I'll give you something to cry about!

[Manny] How did you get the money so fast? I have my ways. Don't worry.

as the highest-grossing leading man in the world.

The head bobbing, it's very mechanical right now.

- Oh, thank you, Eric. - Thank you. Big-nosed twat!

Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose, you menorah motherfucker!

Why the fuck do I care about Alexander Scriabin?

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grimes Hall."

Nigga, when are you gonna do something?

[speaking Spanish] And they're not kidding.

Two fish are on their honeymoon...

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[speaking Spanish]

I saw Olga Putti sing to herself in Hungarian,

[shouting in German]

Doubt she'll be able to work tomorrow. That's her fucking problem.

Well? I do cocaine all the time. I just, uh...

Now look at Miss Moore.

Your time has run out. There is no why. Stop questioning it.

Who is gonna fight it?

Is this about Greta? You know she's just a friend.

Legend of the Wild West who made his name killing Apaches.

And now he's got his nuptials to toast,

I don't know what I'm going to do yet. It'll be just you and me.

Now's not really "The" fucking time.

This goddamn bitch is stealing the scene right from under me!

Don't stop the camera! Keep rolling! Keep rolling!

"Eureka! I am not alone!"

[sobbing] Please.

Um, have I, uh, interrupted something?

I'm on a dry spell. No.

You, uh, think people want that, though? Sound in their movies?

You're asking me what I think?

[James] Incredible, isn't he?

I have no idea who that is.

And you're talented, man.

I'm gonna come down there and see for myself.

[speaking Spanish]

Well, these are all junkies from Skid Row,

[singing continues]

Bell and Howell 35 millimeter.

[elephant grunting]

You might want to save her.

We got engaged yesterday. Now she's trying to explain to me that movies are a low art.

don't we have a higher calling?

I got some movie ideas myself. You wanna hear them?

"Isn't" not "ain't." Mm-hmm.

[horse whinnies]

No, gracias. Let's go.

Mr. Thalberg, it's an honor to meet...

What? You heard her! Get the fuck off this set!

that has brought you all the way to this point.

[guests cheering]

Wherever the fuck those little feet of hers want to go, I can move the mic for them!

Un-fucking-professional!

[playing quietly] And action.

Uh, Scriabin. Ah.