Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[crying] After all we've been through.

Are we going again or what? I can't breathe in here! We're going again!

Very good, ja? Ja.

Why the fuck do I care about Alexander Scriabin?

You know what? I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna stick some coke up my pussy,

Do you not know how to do makeup? You, what's your name?

We turn Nellie LaRoy into a lady.

[speaking Spanish]

[Elinor] Okay, don't forget.

[sobbing] Please.

Uh, Mark, can we fix her makeup? Mark.

[crowd cheering, applauding] Te amo, Nellie.

We got engaged yesterday. Now she's trying to explain to me that movies are a low art.

I'm a degenerate fucking animal.

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grimes Hall."

What are your thoughts for the future?

I have no idea who that is.

[trumpeting continues]

"Eureka! I am not alone!"

Un-fucking-professional!

This town has gotten so repressed.

No, gracias. Let's go.

[Nellie squeals]

And you're talented, man.

Nellie dresses low 'cause Nellie is low.

It's going to be on you, Sidney.

She was completely honest with me.

"Isn't" not "ain't." Mm-hmm.

It's... Party time, sparkle cocks!

[brakes squealing]

Stop it. Stop messing with the...

You good to go again? Sure.

[laughs] Look, sweetie, he's gonna fight a snake. Isn't this great?

You, uh, think people want that, though? Sound in their movies?

I've known loss. I've known pain.

And now he's got his nuptials to toast,

[person laughing]

[guests cheering]

that has brought you all the way to this point.

Is this about Greta? You know she's just a friend.

All right, tuck it. Just tuck it up.

I'll give you something to cry about!

[shouting in German]

No, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Thank you.

[elephant grunts]

[elephant trumpets]

Who is gonna fight it?

It's a lot. It's a lot. How much do you owe?

I once fought a rattlesnake,

[speaking Italian] Say one more word.

[loud cheering continues]

And then he says, "Frankly, Scarlett, you're a cunt."

[speaking Spanish] And they're not kidding.

Jolson's sound picture's real good.

What? You heard her! Get the fuck off this set!

And the roaches, knowing this,

Wherever the fuck those little feet of hers want to go, I can move the mic for them!

You don't know what it is to put yourself out there.

[elephant grunting]

How do you know the guy?

I saw Olga Putti sing to herself in Hungarian,

Two fish are on their honeymoon...

Legend of the Wild West who made his name killing Apaches.

Well, these are all junkies from Skid Row,

I'm gonna come down there and see for myself.

Don't stop the camera! Keep rolling! Keep rolling!

Your time has run out. There is no why. Stop questioning it.

[speaking Spanish]

Okay. [Donny guffawing]

Well? I do cocaine all the time. I just, uh...

Yes. Okay, let's do it! Ruth, any notes on my entrance?

Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose, you menorah motherfucker!

[opera continues playing]

Fresh from pictures, Mr. Sidney Palmer on the trumpet.

Now look at Miss Moore.

Now's not really "The" fucking time.

It's changing times, Manny. I'm honored, sir, but...

Do you think she swings both ways?

And nothing happened, for real, but at the same time,

And the bear says, "Fan-fuckin'-tastic!"

[Manny] How did you get the money so fast? I have my ways. Don't worry.

- Oh, thank you, Eric. - Thank you. Big-nosed twat!

[band playing tango]

Today's audiences find her pornographic. [chuckles]

[glass shattering]

Nellie, back to your one. Guys, back to your one.

"Pierre, who is the fella to whom you are speaking?"

I hear it's Strindberg season in New York. Do you like Miss Julie?

[James] Incredible, isn't he?

Nigga, when are you gonna do something?

I practice nine hours a day, you fuck.

[opera continues playing]

[metal door closes]

[exhales] [Jack grunts]

Stay here for a couple of days.

Uh, Scriabin. Ah.

Um, have I, uh, interrupted something?

don't we have a higher calling?

Doubt she'll be able to work tomorrow. That's her fucking problem.

Also, no drinking, and try not to eat too much.

The head bobbing, it's very mechanical right now.

You're asking me what I think?

as the highest-grossing leading man in the world.

Motherfucking shit! Cocksucking... What the fuck?

Sure. Uh, it's here down the hall.

She said no, huh?

You might want to save her.

This goddamn bitch is stealing the scene right from under me!

Bell and Howell 35 millimeter.

Come, come. Okay, right here.

and we thank her for it!"

I don't know what I'm going to do yet. It'll be just you and me.

Yeah? [Jack] "You are what gives me life.

Who needs royalty anymore? Madame.

This is my money. My company's writing the checks. I decide!

Well, don't just fucking stand there! Get the fuck out of the shot!

I'm gonna see you back in LA, okay?

[song continues playing]

I got some movie ideas myself. You wanna hear them?

[crowd cheering]

What happened? We lost all ten cameras.

[sighs] Not this floor, either.

[assistant] Mr. Conrad, you're gonna miss your train.

That woman is something, you know?

[laughing hysterically] Yes, we did it!

She's from Broadway. She's a real actor.

[horse whinnies]

I will shit in your mouth, I promise you!

You're trying to be strong.

[singing continues]

Mr. Thalberg, it's an honor to meet...

I'm on a dry spell. No.

He works in the movies too.

[playing quietly] And action.

Hey, Sid. You want to say a few words?

He's great. What's your name?

That's the cocksucker they sent to screw us!

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[ballad continues playing]

[shouting in Hungarian] Sweetie, I don't...

Manny, do you think I could say a line? No! Get back to the shot!

Your first bag is free.

All right. All right, all right! Yes!