Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what counts.

Any of you don't work gets a bullet in the fucking skull!

He is? Yeah. He's so bad at it.

Where is that? It's just over the hill.

♪ I stroke it Every chance I get ♪

[cheering continues]

[opera music playing on radio]

One tear or two?

[band playing quietly]

My cousin Benny lives in Reseda with his wife and kids. I'll see if they're free.

Hey, I'm not actually gonna fuck him.

That's an uphill battle for anyone.

...fucking help!

I don't know, maybe Niagara Falls.

I'm gonna go get those cigars.

[Ruth] Oh, my God.

may look up at that flickering screen

They're not really dead. Like literally, kill me.

You know she doesn't speak English? Neither does love.

[snorting, hawking]

[engine starts]

[gunshot] [Manuel] All right, you motherfuckers!

with Constance Moore.

Fucking motherfucker.

That's very kind of him, but... Sounds great. Yeah.

Actors change their appearance for roles.

Huh. I do not care if the extras are revolting!

You know, you're not bad-looking.

We could dance up here.

Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

[scratching continues]

There's a girl asking after ya.

[crew cheering, clapping]

[director] Cut! Cut!

Here. 1312 Cahuenga.

I'm Nellie LaRoy, dummy.

You didn't have to do that, you know, to get my attention.

Fuck off. I listen to my fucking director, not the fucking sound guy!

All right, I can handle that.

And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night.

Broke his hands just so his fingers could stretch across the keys better.

Playtime with potty time!

That is a wrap on Sid.

up your rose-smellin', candy-tastin',

[typing] [door opens]

[gunshot] [sizzling]

So you know what?

They're looking for us. Get up. I don't feel good.

Oh, shit, we're here. Hey, Tony?

We crossed the border when I was 12.

You're not in my debt. Whose money it is?

[tires screeching]

Olga? Does this mean you don't like the rain machine I made you?

[music continues]

and say for the very first time,

I'm not used to this kind of people.

And there'll be hundreds more like it, too.

I heard Warners' screening last week was a train wreck.

[slow jazz continues playing]

You ever heard of Wyatt Earp?

Hollywood has just become so stale. Don't you agree?

If you can just keep your right leg absolutely still.

[Irving] Jack! It's Irv.

We couldn't afford star fees even if we wanted to.

See that snake? See this man?

Gentlemen. You have a good night, Nellie.

How much? He's...

Doesn't need it.

I can't believe you just...

Welcome to your new home, Mr. Palmer.

No, you're not. You're very nervous.

[Estelle] Jack!

[audience member whistles]

And I added the "La," so it's "Nellie the King."

Um, Jack Conrad sent me.

Musicians, you're on a break. I wanna work with my actors for a second.

the people die and the cockroaches all survive?

You're Nellie LaRoy. Of course you have the money.

You cannot go home. I can't do this.

that maybe I shouldn't have.

One day, every person on every film shot this year will be dead.

Next, Sidney Palmer. Today's white audiences

Honey, you don't become a star. You either are one or you ain't.

Pay them, okay? I can't.

and in it, you make him full-fledged retard.

Jack, can you say hi to my dad, please? Sure.

Jen. I just wanted you to look my way.

I love you! I love you! Yes! Did you see that?

Need you, Jack.

Now I do apologize, but I must resign briefly to the powder room.

I'll fucking... You doughboy!

Now remember, you are sad and lonely man. Right here.

[protestors chanting]

You know what happen if they find us.

They still know how to party here, though. [chuckles]

[Lewis] You have to see Dresden. It's the most beautiful city in Germany.

Oh, he did, did he? Okay, then I'll call back at 4:00. Thanks.

Yeah, we fucking need... "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Another giant swing at mediocrity.

Manny! I need your help.

[Otto] Action! [orchestra playing]

Okay. Two gin rickeys, uh, three French...

I'm sorry. [chuckles]

I'm saying if I fucking headbutt you across them funky-ass lips of yours,

God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life.

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. We'll approve your next picture.

[groans loudly]

And he replies, "Do they need an electrician?"

You fucked my life!

Do you have either? Nope.

Calm down. I am calm, cabrón.

So, we're talking an elephant, plus Garbo,

What do you mean? It's gonna be great!

Just, uh, don't look at the fucking camera. Places!

we can remake Miss LaRoy into an actress of sophistication.

Let-Let-Let me explain. Please.

[engine starts]

It's a fucking hotbox! I get it, Bill.

Mr. Torres is gonna be working for us here at Kinoscope.

Um, Tony, take Manny wherever he needs to go.

Oh! I would fuck him

The guy makes it by the kilo. It's not a big deal.

I guarantee you, she's going to blow you away.

[Jimmy] You need to be on set in three hours. You'd better get some sleep.

You look beautiful, okay?

Dearest Jacky boy, we need to talk! I have a good story for you.

I'm James McKay.

[Nellie] I was just saying I think I should come further into the room.

[people chattering, laughing] José! José!

Ah, you are? [chuckles] Yeah.

My goodness, what is going on here?

Come on, you guys. You see how he just talks to me?

Yeah, why wouldn't they?

We're friendly.

to reminisce about the old days,

My folks didn't have the money or the education to go to the theater,