Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The guy makes it by the kilo. It's not a big deal.

You ever heard of Wyatt Earp?

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. We'll approve your next picture.

[music continues]

You fucked my life!

We could dance up here.

Oh, shit, we're here. Hey, Tony?

[cheering continues]

That is a wrap on Sid.

Doesn't need it.

One day, every person on every film shot this year will be dead.

[Jimmy] You need to be on set in three hours. You'd better get some sleep.

It's a fucking hotbox! I get it, Bill.

[gunshot] [sizzling]

All right, I can handle that.

I don't know, maybe Niagara Falls.

[protestors chanting]

You know, you're not bad-looking.

[engine starts]

Yeah, we fucking need... "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

I'm sorry. [chuckles]

Fucking motherfucker.

There's a girl asking after ya.

So you know what?

I'm saying if I fucking headbutt you across them funky-ass lips of yours,

Come on, you guys. You see how he just talks to me?

God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life.

I'm gonna go get those cigars.

He is? Yeah. He's so bad at it.

[Irving] Jack! It's Irv.

And he replies, "Do they need an electrician?"

to reminisce about the old days,

And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night.

Next, Sidney Palmer. Today's white audiences

Gentlemen. You have a good night, Nellie.

Another giant swing at mediocrity.

We crossed the border when I was 12.

You cannot go home. I can't do this.

You're not in my debt. Whose money it is?

[opera music playing on radio]

[audience member whistles]

Where is that? It's just over the hill.

Just, uh, don't look at the fucking camera. Places!

You're Nellie LaRoy. Of course you have the money.

Hollywood has just become so stale. Don't you agree?

Now remember, you are sad and lonely man. Right here.

See that snake? See this man?

Um, Tony, take Manny wherever he needs to go.

I'm James McKay.

Um, Jack Conrad sent me.

the people die and the cockroaches all survive?

They're not really dead. Like literally, kill me.

That's very kind of him, but... Sounds great. Yeah.

[gunshot] [Manuel] All right, you motherfuckers!

that maybe I shouldn't have.

Jack, can you say hi to my dad, please? Sure.

They're looking for us. Get up. I don't feel good.

Hey, I'm not actually gonna fuck him.

[Ruth] Oh, my God.

I heard Warners' screening last week was a train wreck.

Pay them, okay? I can't.

[crew cheering, clapping]

Do you have either? Nope.

We couldn't afford star fees even if we wanted to.

I'll fucking... You doughboy!

I'm Nellie LaRoy, dummy.

My folks didn't have the money or the education to go to the theater,

Olga? Does this mean you don't like the rain machine I made you?

Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

Huh. I do not care if the extras are revolting!

[Estelle] Jack!

That's an uphill battle for anyone.

Ah, you are? [chuckles] Yeah.

Playtime with potty time!

[groans loudly]

up your rose-smellin', candy-tastin',

Jen. I just wanted you to look my way.

...fucking help!

Let-Let-Let me explain. Please.

Broke his hands just so his fingers could stretch across the keys better.

I love you! I love you! Yes! Did you see that?

I guarantee you, she's going to blow you away.

You didn't have to do that, you know, to get my attention.

[Lewis] You have to see Dresden. It's the most beautiful city in Germany.

with Constance Moore.

Any of you don't work gets a bullet in the fucking skull!

♪ I stroke it Every chance I get ♪

[Nellie] I was just saying I think I should come further into the room.

Dearest Jacky boy, we need to talk! I have a good story for you.

I'm not used to this kind of people.

And I added the "La," so it's "Nellie the King."

No, you're not. You're very nervous.

Honey, you don't become a star. You either are one or you ain't.

We're friendly.

[engine starts]

and say for the very first time,

You know what happen if they find us.

Welcome to your new home, Mr. Palmer.

They still know how to party here, though. [chuckles]

Now I do apologize, but I must resign briefly to the powder room.

and in it, you make him full-fledged retard.

[snorting, hawking]

Here. 1312 Cahuenga.

Need you, Jack.

My goodness, what is going on here?

I can't believe you just...

And there'll be hundreds more like it, too.

You know she doesn't speak English? Neither does love.

If you can just keep your right leg absolutely still.

Fuck off. I listen to my fucking director, not the fucking sound guy!

Actors change their appearance for roles.

[band playing quietly]

may look up at that flickering screen

Oh! I would fuck him

[director] Cut! Cut!

That's what counts.

My cousin Benny lives in Reseda with his wife and kids. I'll see if they're free.

[scratching continues]

[typing] [door opens]

we can remake Miss LaRoy into an actress of sophistication.

Calm down. I am calm, cabrón.

[people chattering, laughing] José! José!

You look beautiful, okay?

[slow jazz continues playing]

Oh, he did, did he? Okay, then I'll call back at 4:00. Thanks.

Musicians, you're on a break. I wanna work with my actors for a second.

[tires screeching]

Mr. Torres is gonna be working for us here at Kinoscope.

One tear or two?

What do you mean? It's gonna be great!

So, we're talking an elephant, plus Garbo,

How much? He's...

Yeah, why wouldn't they?

Okay. Two gin rickeys, uh, three French...

[Otto] Action! [orchestra playing]

Manny! I need your help.