Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[James vocalizes]

A shame. [snorts]

Irv, let's just call it for what it is. That's all I ask.

I got a job for you. Prestige one.

[Ruth] And action!

Give it to me! [chicken clucking]

[sighs] What do you suggest?

You need to play better. You embarrassing us.

Lloyd, any direction on voice?

I don't think I'm good for you.

Wallach'll just pull the plug.

You'll need that to come back. It's okay. I won't be back.

Oh, She's doing great. Perfect. Okay, good.

Just be natural. You'll be fine.

[speaking Italian] Get the fuck out!

Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a day's work.

♪ I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's pussy... ♪

Another set, another review.

It's not a low art, you know.

[screams] [groans]

[speaking Italian] Our marriage is in trouble. I am unhappy!

We need a camera for Strassberger's show.

and you'll be back on top.

Look at these idiots!

He's my dad. What else is he gonna do?

I scratch yours, you scratch mine.

[glass shatters] [trumpets]

[in English] Goddamn it!

I want you by my side.

I want them on camera in five minutes!

Two of those. Two of those.

what's a girl supposed to do once she's here?

What is that fucking sound?

A Nellie-themed diner.

but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts.

[laughing hysterically]

We could shoot this thing through fucking New Year's.

A range I just don't see in any of today's stars... [screams]

Little known fact:

We gotta move the mic. Or you could fucking direct her to hit her fucking mark.

I'm tired, Fay.

[Nellie thuds] [screaming]

I don't even know what that is. Oh!

My family lives in LA, you know.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

I ain't a fucking pussy! Nellie...

Get everything you need. We get gas.

It... It's very late. Oh, no, no, no, no. I promised you a sight.

I talk to you like this because every time we play in these,

and it's the smash of the century, right?

Um, Sidney Palmer, okay? Sidney Palmer.

Well, that came out of fucking nowhere.

Right. Um, send Miguel then.

Jack! Didn't think you'd get in in time. How was Europe?

Well, you're still MGM's biggest asset.

Whoever she is. We go with her tomorrow.

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

[crew member] Last looks! Do I know her?

Okay, I'll do a little. Whatever. [chuckles]

Chico. Hey, Chico!

Hello, college! [microphone squeals]

No one asks to be left behind.

"Isn't that nice?"

What were you referring to?

One moment, gentlemen. One moment.

You were always one of the good ones. Thank you.

[rings] Scene 17, take five.

[Max] All right, we're going again!

I don't know, I felt, like, a little lighter on my feet that time.

I've never had any illusions about us. I've never pretended we're friends.

Get the fuck out of LA.

Where'd he go? [people exclaiming]

Making movies. I want to go on a movie set too.

Te amo, Nellie.

Don't worry about that.

You are risking all these guys' ability to feed their families over makeup.

[Hearst] Good evening, Miss LaRoy.

No. I mean an elephant.

[Wilson hawks, spits]

And it's a piece of shit, isn't it?

What would really help us would be if you said the line a little more quietly.

And she placed this in my dressing room.

Otto, please, please. Jack's arriving.

Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change.

How do you do? Enchantée.

♪ Seldom plays And never purrs... ♪

[Ruth] What the fuck happened now?

And you know what that means:

But he thinks I have a gambling problem, which I don't.

Okay. Manuel, right?

We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire.

[elephant grunts]

[Delmer] Yes, Nellie, be funny. [Elinor] You know, I just thought of one.

That one's for you, snuggle pup. [chuckling]

She saved you from prostitution, so when you see her, cry in shame.

So, now what did we discuss?

[shouting, laughing continues]

[elephant groaning]

It was the most magical place in the world, wasn't it?

[crowd cheering]

Are you married?

[speaking Spanish]

No, that's not possible. Nellie needs this movie to work.

She missed the rain in Budapest so I built a rain machine in the garden.

I thought I told you that. It's the prop guy's money?

Ah, musica. Musica?

I have 20 minutes to be in Simi Valley.

You know, my mama actually had some fat years too.

[Ruth] Action! [chicken clucking]

No, it's his...

Or at least I want to be there, work there, learn there. I don't know.

I'm good. What?

[elephant trumpeting]

Shut the fuck up!

Nellie, you have to stop this, okay? You really have to stop.

Jack! Jack! [guest] Oh, my God! J.C.!

[audience cheering]

Great! And good to be home.

I got out of this place first chance I got.

Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake.

Thank you, Tom. Um, I just would like to say to you how happy I am to be here.

No Paris for me.

Okay, calm down! Get off of me! I dare you! I fucking dare you!

Everyone, shut up! Shut the fuck up!

and I was playing cards and there was...

One more. Okay. Okay.

[speaking Italian]

Hey, no, no, no, no!

It's the most magical place in the world.

Well, in 30 years she won't be a big star anymore

Hey. [Manny] Hi.