Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, no, no, no, no!

[screams] [groans]

Look at these idiots!

Everyone, shut up! Shut the fuck up!

And she placed this in my dressing room.

She missed the rain in Budapest so I built a rain machine in the garden.

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

I scratch yours, you scratch mine.

I'm good. What?

Lloyd, any direction on voice?

♪ I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's pussy... ♪

[elephant trumpeting]

I have 20 minutes to be in Simi Valley.

You are risking all these guys' ability to feed their families over makeup.

We could shoot this thing through fucking New Year's.

Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake.

Another set, another review.

[laughing hysterically]

[crew member] Last looks! Do I know her?

Otto, please, please. Jack's arriving.

Little known fact:

But he thinks I have a gambling problem, which I don't.

We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire.

Jack! Jack! [guest] Oh, my God! J.C.!

Get the fuck out of LA.

and I was playing cards and there was...

Ah, musica. Musica?

We need a camera for Strassberger's show.

Well, in 30 years she won't be a big star anymore

You know, my mama actually had some fat years too.

Right. Um, send Miguel then.

You'll need that to come back. It's okay. I won't be back.

I want them on camera in five minutes!

Are you married?

It's not a low art, you know.

[speaking Italian] Our marriage is in trouble. I am unhappy!

I don't think I'm good for you.

Chico. Hey, Chico!

[Hearst] Good evening, Miss LaRoy.

It... It's very late. Oh, no, no, no, no. I promised you a sight.

A range I just don't see in any of today's stars... [screams]

[Ruth] Action! [chicken clucking]

Nellie, you have to stop this, okay? You really have to stop.

[speaking Spanish]

Thank you, Tom. Um, I just would like to say to you how happy I am to be here.

Shut the fuck up!

No Paris for me.

Making movies. I want to go on a movie set too.

And you know what that means:

You were always one of the good ones. Thank you.

[sighs] What do you suggest?

Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change.

Okay, I'll do a little. Whatever. [chuckles]

I want you by my side.

[James vocalizes]

[Wilson hawks, spits]

Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a day's work.

It's the most magical place in the world.

I thought I told you that. It's the prop guy's money?

One more. Okay. Okay.

♪ Seldom plays And never purrs... ♪

What would really help us would be if you said the line a little more quietly.

Wallach'll just pull the plug.

Great! And good to be home.

I ain't a fucking pussy! Nellie...

and it's the smash of the century, right?

Two of those. Two of those.

Get everything you need. We get gas.

Okay, calm down! Get off of me! I dare you! I fucking dare you!

[speaking Italian] Get the fuck out!

[Nellie thuds] [screaming]

Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

What were you referring to?

and you'll be back on top.

Where'd he go? [people exclaiming]

You need to play better. You embarrassing us.

That one's for you, snuggle pup. [chuckling]

Whoever she is. We go with her tomorrow.

Hello, college! [microphone squeals]

I don't even know what that is. Oh!

No, that's not possible. Nellie needs this movie to work.

[Ruth] What the fuck happened now?

[shouting, laughing continues]

No. I mean an elephant.

No, it's his...

A Nellie-themed diner.

[speaking Italian]

It was the most magical place in the world, wasn't it?

I've never had any illusions about us. I've never pretended we're friends.

[Max] All right, we're going again!

Okay. Manuel, right?

I talk to you like this because every time we play in these,

Jack! Didn't think you'd get in in time. How was Europe?

Just be natural. You'll be fine.

[in English] Goddamn it!

Or at least I want to be there, work there, learn there. I don't know.

[glass shatters] [trumpets]

Te amo, Nellie.

Hey. [Manny] Hi.

And it's a piece of shit, isn't it?

[rings] Scene 17, take five.

[Delmer] Yes, Nellie, be funny. [Elinor] You know, I just thought of one.

I don't know, I felt, like, a little lighter on my feet that time.

[crowd cheering]

He's my dad. What else is he gonna do?

I'm tired, Fay.

[audience cheering]

Don't worry about that.

So, now what did we discuss?

Um, Sidney Palmer, okay? Sidney Palmer.

She saved you from prostitution, so when you see her, cry in shame.

[Ruth] And action!

What is that fucking sound?

No one asks to be left behind.

I got out of this place first chance I got.

[elephant grunts]

what's a girl supposed to do once she's here?

Well, that came out of fucking nowhere.

Well, you're still MGM's biggest asset.

[elephant groaning]

but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts.

One moment, gentlemen. One moment.

Irv, let's just call it for what it is. That's all I ask.

A shame. [snorts]

My family lives in LA, you know.

Oh, She's doing great. Perfect. Okay, good.

Give it to me! [chicken clucking]

"Isn't that nice?"

I got a job for you. Prestige one.

How do you do? Enchantée.

We gotta move the mic. Or you could fucking direct her to hit her fucking mark.