Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, my grandpa, he was ill so I spent most of the year on his couch

Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand

Now, this is really important, okay?

Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?

You're asking me to investigate the inner workings

When your work day goes SEAMLESSLY And I'm Back In The Game!

-Yeah. -And is she worth all this trouble?

When your work day goes SEAMLESSLY

I know a lot more than you think.

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole

And you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy.

Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends.

It's disgusting.

Are there sheep?

Kat, it wasn't like that, okay.

Do you know what? I'm sick of playing your little game.

because Cameron asked me to go to the prom and I really, really wanna go,

That must be Nigel with the brie..

The point is they kick our butts every year.

Wait, was that.. did your hairline just recede ?! ..

I called in a favor!

Okay, let's review.

Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude.

progressed to full-on hallucinations.

public break-up on the quad, again.

with the exception of Bogey's party

As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.

Art Students Because I like my Doc Martins, but I love my fjarken backpack

Rumor. The duck?

-Like you could find one. -Oh, see? That, there.

That's for making my date bleed! That's for my sister!

I had some great cat last night

because she thought that it was mixing genres, right?

-Why? -Because he was, like, such a babe.

while you're forced to listen to a band that by definition blozs?

Is that right? What do you plan to do about it?

Kat, don't change the... Drove? Who drove you home?

Aren't we the optimist?

Besides, they look good on me.

Are there nuts?

-What are you doing here? -I heard there was a poetry reading.

Here's the breakdown. Over there, we've got your basic beautiful people.

Are you up for it?

Hey. How you doin'?

but we don't have any money.

Virgin alert. Your favorite.

and since Kat went, I guess I'm allozed to, based on the aforementioned rule,

I Know You Can Be Overwhelmed, And You Can Be UnderWhelmed,

My mama didn't raise no fool.

When creepy guys ask you out

my man Cameron here has a majorjones for Bianca Stratford.

hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

-Move on. -No, no. You're wrong about her.

But they're not bad.

What are you doing getting him involved?

I thought we decided you were going to stay here and go to school.

No, I didn't care about the money! I cared...

Lookin' good, ladies.

-Misdirection. -I taught you that?

-That's it. -Daddy, that's so unfair.

Come here. No, I wanted you for so long.

Trust me. They don't.

Whatever, I'm Driving

Well, forget her sister, then.

People can hear you.

Where are we going?

of the indie rock persuasion.

-There you go. -Hey, Coach Chapin!

But he knows his shit. So we can overlook that.

So now I need to have a motive to want to be with you?

How I Feel At work

you messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay.

-Can I help you? -I want to talk to you about prom.

Fact. But he deserved it. He tried to grope me in the lunch line.

I want to hear you upbeat! (cheerfully) We're screwed!!

He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire.

do you mind? not at all.

Look at the way she smiles, and look at her eyes, man.

Be a Husky, grrr ruff grrr

Adrienne removes her red...

I mean, seriously. You could have some definite potential

I have a dick on my face, don't I?

Afterwards I told him I didn't want to anymore because I wasn't ready,

We know what you're trying to do with Kat Stratford.

Any breathing adult man: Me: