Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbozs in placenta all day long.

Her eyes are all bloodshot

-That's Macbeth, right? -Right.

So then, Bianca says that I was right,

grip it and rip it.

I want you to go out with her.

William. He asked me to meet him here.

No, no, Cameron, no. What's there

To the left, we have the coffee kids.

All right, that's enough, okay! You crossed the line.

Wait. Was that... Did your hairline just recede?

Clearly, he's a solid investment.

Relax, now. Relax.

Go see Miss Perky.

No, I'm really looking forward to doing it.

Hey, you passed

You've got Pot Poly don't you

if I provide generous compensation?

I tell myself that every day, actually.

Your sister is going.

I don't know if we should go.

-What are you doing here? -9:30, right?

You want to talk about some fun. That's a good time.

DC: And I'm back in the game!

-Well, most people are. -Well, I'm not.

-Have you seen him? -Who?

-No. -Well, then, was that a no?

Verona! What are you doing here?

Plus... She's a Bitch

This is gonna be some party.

Oh, goody. Something new and different for us.

I've been looking all over the place for you.

Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

Yeah, start a band. My father would love that.

The oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education.

I burn, I pine, I perish.

Order your G.L.H. hair package now.

You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.

And it's a widely known fact that

So, we're looking at 75 bucks.

forget that you're completely wretched and be my sister?

Mr. Chapin, can I talk to you for a second?

are capable of running their own lives.

leaving you with great, great-looking hair.

My mama didn’t raise no fool.

People wouldn't know what to think.

-Dweeb! Putz! -I'm sorry.

We don't know. She could need a day to cool off.

And I thank God I'm alive

Yeah, sure, Sparky

Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.

-I heard he ate a live duck once. -Everything but the beak and feet.

Plus... She's a Bitch

Okay, so why didn't you tell me?

That's where I was last year. I wasn't in jail.

Trust in me when I say

Okay, so that's the kind of guys she likes... Like, pretty guys.

Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged,

All right... I'm wrong? You wanna take a shot, be my guest.

move on. no, no. you're wrong about her.

All right, I talked to her.

And hell is just a sauna.

Must be Nigel with the Brie.

Now that I found you, stay and let me love you, baby

-Now, Perky's. -Hey, hey.

What’s a Bogey Lowenstein?

Michael? So... Cameron.

What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?

-Hey, guys, how you doin'? -Close it, Bogey!

She said, I should have listened to my father.

Listen to me, Kat! Open your eyes!

Oh, yeah, okay. I thought that we'd