Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Theories abound as to why,

But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?

-Yeah. These guys... -Wait, wait. Let me guess. Cowboys?

Hey. Cool picture.

Well, there is an alternative.

Kat, babe, what do we oze you for the table dance?

-Didn't you read last month's Cosmo? -Run along.

Not that I'm thinking about your package.

Well, she found this guy who's actually kind of perfect for her

Wow. Is this what a bar looks like?

Oh, God, I just wanted...

and its previous stipulations, of course.

-What's a Bogey Lozenstein? -Bogey's party is just a lame excuse

Hey, don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

You’ve got pot, don’t you?

That's a direct quote

You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective.

It'd be like Extreme Dating.

When I shell out 70, I expect results

-Swollen. Turgid. -Tumescent?

My insurance does not cover PMS!

What, are you kidding me?

I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet.

That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

You're just messin' with me, aren't you?

Because I don't want to. Because it's a stupid tradition.

You might want to work on that.

When you're deadlifting and doing your own cues

We're making a statement.

Can we focus on me for a second, please?

Does this conversation have a purpose?

-Very cool. -No problem.

Stop being so self-involved for one minute. How do I look?

Plus, she's a bitch.

I can't be seen at Club Skunk, all right?

I knew this was a set-up!

..... ........ do you like better

I'm gonna go... and show the concept of a plan to someone else

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? I think you can at The Spot

on the witty repartee of Joey Eat Me Donner.

I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell ya.

All right, I'll show you guys.

I know who you wanna bend the rules for.

And she'll want Raisinets, right?

Old rule out. New rule, Bianca can date

that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.

Now, if you don't get any, I don't get any.

I think I like the white shirt better.

that was until she kissed me.

-What is this? -Right on, sister!

That's so cute. What's your name again?

They're looking left and we're running right.

I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call

I wanted to let you make up your mind about him.

As always, thank you for your excellent guidance.

Thus the basis of its appeal.

Planet Look at me, look at me.

you're not as vile as I thought you were.

And I think I know the answer. No. It's always no.

Where'd you get the pearls?

yes now the posters are all my business! yes they are!

Maybe you're right. I'm just so nervous.

They're big Marley fans. They think they're black.

When it's about to go down Black panties matter

Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.

And why is that again?

Now, don't get upset, Daddy, but there's this boy...

except for Mr. Donner,

Well, I guess I'll never know, will I?

Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett are having an incredibly horrendous

Should have used the window.

Should I hit the lights?

My dad just came up with a new rule. I can date when my sister does.

Maybe if we were the last two people alive,

I'll think about it.

-Hey! -I... I think I speak correctly

In case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous breed of loser.

Hi. How you doin'?

-Do what? -Act like a human.

Are you following me?

I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools.