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Joey just picked me up.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
-He'll pay. Now, over here... -Oh, my God.
A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
You think you could find someone that extreme?
and just so you know, joey only liked you for one reason.
-Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... -Cameron.
Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
-So, what's your excuse? -For?
-You're so... -Charming.
Lockdown!
Come on, Kat. Please do this for me.
-Really? -Really.
-That's your girlfriend's sister. -That's Bianca's sister?
Shall we go to my office?
No, there's something I need to tell you.
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
What I think you need to do,
I mean, you know, I could look into it.
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
Hey, thanks, man!
-Kiss me! -Kiss him.
Parts of it.
Yeah, I know. I'm working on that, but so far,
-And where have you been? -Nowhere.
I THINK YOU CAN IN EUROPE.
Yeah, go to the office. You're pissing me off.
Got nezs for you.
who has an excuse.
Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?
Necesita agua? Llámenos y se la llevamos 840 3911 y 840 3912
You bitch!
These are your future Mvys. We're all Ivy League accepted.
You know who the Raincoats are? -Why, don't you?
These delusionals are your white Rastas.
You're szeating like a pig.
Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
but the rest, you're wrong.
lt instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair.
You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
Must be tough.
I defended you when people called you conceited,
So, I've got the Sears catalog thing going,
-Start a band? -No, install car stereos.
I'm gonna go... and show the concept of a plan to someone else
Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
Neat.
Those damn Dawson's river kids
I think you can with Billie Eilish
on Friday night?
Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
The shit hath hitith The fanith
Put her in your spank bank, move on.
-How much? -Twenty bucks.
She has a pair of black underwear.
When I shell out 50, I expect results
lt's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head.
Are you serious? That's perfect!
You know Chastity?
I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme
Ooh Fiiiight
-Hey. -Hey.
That guy?
and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
I don't know. I say do what you want to do.
You forget, I don't care what people think.
Get out of my class.
Now, remember, guys,
makes you worthy of our time.
can severely disintegrate your package?
Were involved
And if it's quite all right I need you, baby
So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party?
She has a black N95 mask
We'll continue this later.
Oh, no, you're not. Your sister doesn't date.
Okay.
He's very pretty!
Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay?
-This is a gorgeous guy. -I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
What's that collar for? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches?