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Patrick Verona.
I ate some great duck last night.
Great practice, everybody.
I'm down. I've got the 4-1 -1 .
Dance for me cowgirl!
You messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay.
I'm not hostile. I'm annoyed.
You tell me.
Oh, Mandela, please tell me you haven’t progressed to full on hallucinations
And when you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.
You’re going to go to U Dub Be a husky like me. Grrrr.
-Anszer the question, Patrick. -Nothing!
You are so completely unbalanced.
I've lost my copy.
Where's your sister going?
Pipe down, Chachi.
Just make sure she gets to the prom.
I'll see you around, okay?
Same little ass-wipe shit-for-brains everywhere.
Hey, a bunch of us are going to Jarrett's. Ready?
He was gonna nail you tonight.
I know you hate having to sit at home because I'm not Suzy High School.
But the plan was working.
Very generous, princess.
For they in thee a thousand errors note
at the sight of Reginald's stiff and...
Daddy!
we are screwed.
i mean, you know, i could look into it.
I'm down. I got the 411
just because you can't control yours!
-Hey, hey! -Mr. Morgan.
So what's up with your dad? Is he... Is he a pain in the ass?
I ate some really
Tempestuous?
-What? -Go. Perky's. Go, now.
You see, their dad's whacked out. He's got this rule where the girls...
By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well,
I cared about you.
And he means that in a strictly non-prison movie type of way.
is this insane head case, and no one will go out with her, right?
I get to do some acting.
Why can't you be normal?
Yeah, I thought you could use it, you know, when you start your band.
-I think you can in Europe. -Hi, ladies.
Hey, what's this? It says Sarah Lawrence.
And listen up.
Believe it.
and sexy,
Would you szeet young things like a ride?
Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
So, you're telling me I'm a non-smoker.
But there's always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine.
-Nice bike. -Yeah, you think so?
YOU KNOW, I'M... I'M THINKING OF NAMNG IT VERCEL
Like where? The 7-Eleven on Broadway?
-So, why'd you let him get to you? -Who?
Now, remember, guys. Don't touch anything.
or Charlotte Bronte or Simone de Beauvoir?
That must Be Nigel With the Halloumi
Go!
that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles with that dress
I need agua!
me when i make the psanjk bank
I want you to wear the belly.
Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?
I am busy enjoying my adolescence, so scamper off and do the same.
Can't take my eyes off of you
And I'm also very excited. I'm nervous, I'm excited
Hey, Michael, where should I put those slides?
I had some great cat last night
Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Okay, here's how we solve this one.
And I haven't since,
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
No, I'm really looking forward to writing it.
Later!
-Come on. -Why?
Okay. You're szeet,
When it's about to go down
remove head from sphincter, then drive!
-Why is that? -Unsolved mystery.
Do you know what she said to me?
My thought everytime another guy gets with Megan