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Please can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook?
'cause you don't have iPads!
Oh, I've got a better idea.
or you can have nothing at all.
Well, then could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I've been fucked! That's all, motherfuckers!!!
Oh, I've got a better idea. Why don't you go across the street, and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom! Shane.
in front of all those people!
Trying to explain to Nick that's what half of fantasy is
Damn it! Why won't it read?
Pajanimals
Yeah, I think we should have a quickening
Double Feature DVD Opening Chicken Little Brave
if you don't read it?
Oh, my God!
We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to.
NUNGA! Nunga nu...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Stop Crying Charlie, I Told You If You Keep Acting Up, You Aren't Getting Anything.
JEFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to lick my balls, jeffy!
Watch ABCmouse on Computer
everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!
and I shouldn't say it around other people.
I think Verizon.
and a council of geniuses with all their future... -
purchased in the iTunes store."
Damn it! Why won't it read?
Hans wants to pee outside!
Oh, right. You're not cool enough.
Okay, Wi-Fi + 5G 128 gig. This one, this one! Oh, sweetie, $900?
Here, look at this one.
by not getting the iPad... Mama.
You said I had to wait till my birthday to get an iPad,
My mom is trying to fuck me"?
Did I agree to the term and conditions?
You dumbasses have to play four square
Shut the mouth up Eric fat man and happy birthday Eric cart ol
The F word is a no-no word,
goop goop goop, goop goop goop!
Leeland Thomas!
Damn it! Why won't it read?
I wasn't trying to get you in trouble. Then why did you go outside to a police officer, and say help help, my mom is trying to rape me?
erics mum: ERIK CARTMAN, YOU FAGGOT! YOU ARE NORTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!! cartman: Twatty! (gets shot 27 times) WAH! Stop it, ma! NO! (gets shot 49 times) OW! Please, stop... "noony noo!" said erics mum (shoots eric 99 times) NULL
and say, "Help, help!
Isn't it awesome having an iPad, you guys?
cuttlefish
Cartman's Butt
The geniuses are performing the Toran Ra.
It just ran out of power.
Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish.
and made part of any experiments Apple wants to perform.
Stop It Snitch
'Cause I liked to be wined and dined
Is that donald trump on the bottom right side of the screen? Yeah. wowee, he looks pale.
Eric, you say that... your mom fucks you?
Damn it! Why won't it read?
Ma'am, why do you think it's okay to fuck your son?
69 67 41 61 LMAO MAMA GET IT?! BECAUSE it says 67 its funny mama!!!! *sighhhhhh* you're not even worth it... - Cartman
Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus
next time You decide to fuck me?
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom?
What did the terms and conditions
CARTMAN IS A NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and get some dinner?
The f word is an obscene English-language word. It is an unclear word that has always been bad or, if not, when it first came to be used to describe
everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!
The f word is a yes yes
Go on, Mom. Fuck me! Fuck me!
I've Been Fucked Over IPad
No, we don't want a replacement friend.
What happened, Eric?
or AT&T mobile number associated with his. Me account?
You can either have the Toshiba Handibook,
keep your questions short and to the point.
SMG4! How dare you jumping to river! That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 40 days! go to your room! Now!
including but not limited to
To Noahdoesyarns: You suck! Hahaha!!! Stay mad, boy kisser! - anonyco
I don't care what the geniuses say!