Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that everything but Apple is stupid.

Go on, Mom. Fuck me! Fuck me!

to the latest terms and conditions on iTunes!

Go ahead, Mom. Rape me, rape me right here in the Best Buy! You wanna rape your son so bad? Go on, Mom. Rape me, RAPE ME!!! (Shane crying) Stop crying, Shane. I told you, if you kept acting up, you weren't getting anything.

Incest is zesty, mommy...

Stewie, stop acting like a dumb idiot. You can either watch Timon and Pumbaa’s Wild About Safety (2008) or you can watch nothing at all.

after i've been f******!

It's Me! Tails the Fox! Tails the Fox Here!

Komodo dragon is about to come out of my asshole!

Shane, stop acting like a spoiled brat.

16-gig version, do you?

I can't even read English!

we knew we had to get on board.

and all their shit

Shut your stupid mouth Eric

Well, Eric, we have a very special gift

To find out where Apple is keeping my son!

What is this? What's going on?

Let’s Watch Baby Big Mouth No I Hate Baby Big Mouth! I Want To Watch Open Season On Netflix!

Will you just stop resisting

16-gig version, do you?

Well, good going, Mom.

we're gonna have a quickening with the council of geniuses.

I'm sorry, Mama.

I'm gonna go home and charge my iPad and bring it tomorrow,

oh so you want to engage me?! well why didn't you say so?! go ahead colette! my finger is already out! engage me! engage me! engage me engage me engage me engage me engage me engage me engage me engage me! engage me right here at domino's!

Oh, wow, no way!

As part of a clear PR stunt,

with Eric's story,

Just let us see your iPad, Cartman.

a window on your screen popped up

Tom, it's a big, exciting day for Mac Apple users,

They're a little cheaper.

because Joey Potts doesn't know how to take care of his animals,

Produced By: John Cohen, p.g.a

which will then go to a tablet device,

But I told you I was sorry. You made me look like some sort of child molester in front of all those people!

The only way we can fix all this

If I take that thing to school,

but where was the last time your mother fucked you?

Cuttlefish is about to come out of my asshole!

who could do the same with all their shit.

Can somebody please explain to me what is going on?

You might as well go buy some cigarettes too,

Why did you do this to me, God?

'Cause I liked to be wined and dined

I thought your family was rich!

This is the greatest thing that has ever been invented!

We are all trying to create the future!

I wasn't trying to get you in trouble.

I berieve in you

by not getting the iPad... Mama.

at half the price.

You can either have the Samsung Galaxy Tab S10 FE,

But-but can't we just slow down

after I've been fucked!

See what we can do for you.

Tom! How dare you up floor! Go to your room! you grounded!

after I've been fucked!

Oh, wait. I get it, now. The F word is a No-no word, and I shouldn't say it around other people. I'm sorry, Mama. If you're really sorry, then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything.

It didn't read it!

but colette, can we please go back at domino's to get a cinnamon bread twists instead? no! you destroyed domino's and when we get home you will be so grounded.

Tom Saltzman's dad is a drunk driver!

"Apple and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary,

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