Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, that ocean out there has riptides

- What? What? - Oh, God, there's so much blood.

When you do it, it's just some guys chasing some other guys.

And as far as this dead body goes, look.

Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.

Wow, that's really impressive.

I don't know how you fit in that uniform, man.

"A way of life."

I can't feel my face!

Dubnation be like... When People Say Their Unpopular Opinions

Most of the council has signed off on your terms.

Here. Keep the whole bottle.

Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.

let's play who can spot the most bobonkazones the most. oh look her bozonkazones are bouncing. she's running oh look at that man's bombbinkazones they could be balloon flats! oh look at her bothunkazones they're big! that's 3! i'm winning!

Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?

Otherwise, we may never know

I warned you about sticking to your job.

Hi, I’m Matt Donovan And not a single fuck was given

- Really? - Fuck, no. That was awkward.

my crime scene.

george are you the stinker bad manie twit? yes faye, pooooh!

But you're not gonna like it.

All right, cool. Thank you, guys.

- Heck, yeah! - Thank God you're pretty.

Let's get him in!

Is he going to be okay?

Why has no one else figured this out?

- I got here. - Right.

Dude, I can't take you seriously when the dick is out.

'Cause I'm really confused with what we've been talking about.

- Have some class. - You're right.

But Mitch hasn't answered the phone since he was fired.

Yeah, no, it's totally cool. Don't worry about it.

to break into the medical examiner's office earlier today?

Straight through the firewall.

Dude, we are penetrating the shit out of this place.

My mentor gave me this.

the locals here want answers.

Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now

What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?

when you see how small your pay rise

Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?

Oh, God, I can't deal with blood.

Congratulations.

- Hide. Hide! - Put him away.

And this better not come back to me.

Hey, other than him, we did good, right?

A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.

- Where'd you get this? - Right there.

You were supposed to be there for us tonight.

So where should I, like, look out from?

- No! - God damn it, Ronnie.

If we do the bare minimum, sometimes people die.

- You're out. - Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.

- All right. - Tell me what you see.

but additional compensation

What? What are you wearing? Where are your sleeves?

I think you need it.

Police do pursuits!

Hey, High School Musical.

Hola? Is anyone there?

excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very ancient boingma now who has yellkids and boingkids with kissing kissy sex birds kiss kiss with divorcekids. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll get it in and be a very good tell as ya told ma and flatten her face with a steam iron.

You saved your own life this time.

Are you the fire water man?

Why are you grabbing me so tight?

We're staring into the abyss here.

Don't do anything too stupid.

If you can help me keep your new pals in line,

Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.

- Let's go. - Or what?

"Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.

Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.

Technically, I see a dead body,

Hey, let me take a look.

- You got it. - Which should be easy

Oh, okay. My bad.

Aww she smells like Cheese tots and chowder

I'm an Olympic champion and I'm fucking broke.

You guys want to help me figure out whose stuff this is?

The reason why no one has figured this out?

Look, I get it.

- Nice work! - Thanks!

Thanks, Mitch. That's right.

Good luck, Officer.

for your own nefarious purposes

Completely destroyed a motorcycle, which you stole.

I saw your name on the board. That's how I...

led to a streak of bad luck in the pool,

Bieber here figure out why there's a dead body on our beach,

I probably wouldn't have gone to the Olympics.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No way.

That's good luck. Pick it up.

minus the total paralysis part.

Snap out of it!

Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.

- Somebody help! - Ma'am, stop it!

I mean, if you think about it, it's a good thing, right?

So I came to America,

Go get them. Stay on the pathway. You get the white one.

- They really hit the spot. - No, I'll have a salad.

- Summer, you okay? - That guy's got my phone.

Oh, yeah, right up that way.

That I'm, what, looking smaller?

- Oh, evidence. - Evidence.

Okay. Let's see what we got here.

- No shit? - We have to let Mitch know.

We are lost... We are lost... and there's fire everywhere!

No, you just knocked his ass out.

If you really think that there's drugs here,

Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?

Time to die, boys.

This wasn't even Mitch's fault.

Everyone says hi. Come back, man.

Right now I gotta deal with your new publicity nightmare.

You're a lifeguard, Mitch,

Okay? I lost all my sponsors.

- It's go time. - Right.

You didn't even say anything. Yeah... That...

it's just a bunch of guys investigating another bunch of guys.

Now let's see how long you can hold your breath.

- Huh? Well, I wouldn't... - Dave...

so we gotta make it right.

This is really cool of you guys.

No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.

You know that no one can claw their way to the top

You, uh... You got me.

You know, Baywatch proudly accepts only one new recruit every year.