Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I hate the beach.

I should have listened.

Found our access point.

Let me tell you something, man,

Oh, shit. Someone's coming.

- I'm Zane. - You're Zane.

Damn it. You do that every time.

- Yep. - We're good.

How do you feel about losing a medal for your teammates?

When I say so, hard right turn.

- I grew up in a foster home. - Oh, shit.

- No. - Okay, good.

But there was one holdout.

It doesn't work when you say it back to me like that.

And it's fucking delicious.

You know, sharks always swim slowly.

Read me line 12.

You leave me no choice.

And if you don't, your probation could get fucked up.

- There are killer waves, boys. Go shred. - It's on.

He doesn't need to be, and neither do you. Okay?

Let's do it. - For Mitch.

We're going to deflate the situation together. Okay?

There's more to this job than just swimming.

You and I both know I'm sticking around.

Yeah, listen, I got Brody. He's alive and he's well.

Hey, man, I think, uh...

- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.

I hope you haven't gone crazy and started eating carbs or something.

Have a nice swim.

- Can you handle that, Malibu Ken? - Yeah.

I think we both said a few things last night that we didn't mean.

that'll tear your little mangina in two.

Go from foster home to winning a gold medal.

because you are gonna kill someone with that technique.

I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.

Oh NO CHALI lost...... Again!

you gotta learn to conserve your energy.

Why don't you think about it, okay?

That has such an amazing ring to it. Don't you think?

Tell me, where are your friends?

- No, I didn't. I was... I didn't... - Yeah, you did.

I don't mean to interrupt,

Thank you, blue-eyed demon.

Could you put that dog down already?

- Come on. Let's go. - I'm coming!

You're like a dolphin on cocaine, but not annoying at all.

I need you to check his taint for needle marks.

What kind of tech stuff?

Come on. Quit screwing around!

Whoa, whoa, wait! Hey, hey.

Okay, so while you're working on your tan,

I'll turn this over to the police.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Yeah. - Come on in.

He's tough. Brutal, even.

Do you think we should kiss?

for your own nefarious purposes,

Shut your mouth. You're gonna get us caught.

Look, it's okay.

- Well, welcome to Emerald Bay. - Thank you so much.

Let's get you a real drink. Greg, the good stuff.

that extra protein for you, dawg.

copies anyway and the compiler crashed on BSOD. however do you wanna try 892GB's RAM and run PIXMA DH89 through the signal cable and we won't see mom complain? yes ok i'll stick with the idea because i'm pointing to it anyway and the other idea i'm not pointing to anymore.

It's a compliment if you think about it, sort of.

That wasn't so bad.

Oh... I get it.

Yeah. That takes balls.

- In the front! - Fuck.

I Was Thinking Dinner First.

- Oh, Christ, that's... - Councilman Rodriguez.

- Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint. - You didn't even look.

well, what did we find?

and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.

Look at you. You didn't even try.

Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.

Second level! Fire!

- It was a good try. - Ah, fuck. All right.

Hey, C.J., why do our suits ride so far up our asses?

Look at these. Tell me what you think.

The guy's only here because he took a plea deal.

Sir, I only stepped away to check out the Huntley

leads right back to the Huntley.

McDreamy, get over here. I need you to help me.

- Lifeguards, this is a surprise. - Oh, hi!

I'm laying on a dead old lady.

I of all people know how hard it is to run a business.

to choke out a pissed-off bull.

Okay. Okay, okay.

You care about me.

What, the ones that kill you?

- Come on, let's roll. - Mitch, hold up.

Well, someone has to.

What a terrible, terrible way to meet.

But we are Baywatch.

I think you should be in the sequel.

things could've gone a lot worse.

Uh, guys, after finding the drugs,

Uh, C.J., what are you doing here?

Take that, motherfucker!

What about Flynn's Seafood Company?

- Are you hurt? - No. I'm okay.

One, two, duck!

Straight over the firewall.

that you don't want to be part of this family.

I'm so glad you came.

Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.

You talking 'bout this medal?