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By the way, uh, when we shower in here, we, uh, keep our suits on.

Maybe we should talk about it later.

in a way that you people can understand.

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns!

Except for there's no fucking such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!

- See something you like? - Jesus Christ.

- I'll see you there? - See you then.

You are the bay.

Can you please just cover the dick?

Looks like your dick is trapped between two slats of wood.

Broken neck in multiple places.

You are the motherfucking tech guy.

So, what? That could have happened any time.

Impulsive, but incredible.

I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me

You are trying. Way too hard.

Hey, am I the only one that thinks this is clearly a job for the police?

It's bath time, shithead.

It's just a handful of ball sac.

Don't give me any of that jurisdiction shit.

Those definitely are not.

I want you off the beach. I'm putting Brody in charge.

Are you guys being serious right now?

Hey, do you guys know of any good bars around here?

LIPPERS ARE FEEBS TODAY. JUST EGGY.

not used to having a boss.

One day you will be sharks!

Unless you want me to replace you with someone else.

last pretty boy recruit we had?

God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.

Yeah, you'd think.

I never really heard a guy sing that song,

I can walk in there and find drugs.

You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?

I'm going to go get rid of the bad man that's in your house.

I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...

There's not a problem for me.

And the girls on that boat had the same drugs on them

Dude, there's been gloves here literally the entire time.

Lifeguard Tower One!

and I'll tell you where to send my checks?

what you did would still be totally illegal.

What do you mean? Doing what?

I knew the relay was the next day, but those guys...

Did you look at my boobs Yessss

I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.

for something much bigger than yourself,

If I had a sister, I'd introduce you to her, man.

It's very impressive, princess.

That's him! The Vomit Comet!

What the fuck were you thinking?

It's cool. She won't mind at all.

- I cannot believe I just did that! - Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.

Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,

- Shit! - Fuck.

With two gold medals.

You are my goddamn ringer.

Stalking one of the most prominent women in Emerald Bay?

No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.

- Three of them, actually. - I'm sorry.

Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

and instill a toughness in you that will carry you through birthdays,

Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?

You call Animal Control?

You're in politics.

They didn't care about me. They just needed me to win.

Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach is important, okay? It's, uh...

I mean, that one might be.

Let me ask you this... A lot of oceans in Iowa?

All right, I need you to take the throttle.

It's like Breaking Bad in there.

All right, Miss Leeds. Circling around.

But your, uh, clean nips are looking really good.

How about we get into some trouble?

It's like you purposely only hear 100% of what I say.

Brody. Brody, hang back.

Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.

What's your deal? You like torturing guys?

You slack off here... Say it with me...

- Yes. Yes! - No!

You got it. Huge dick.

- Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat. - What?

All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?

I don't know. That seems a little complicated.

And you fucked up... Again.

and they're gonna give you big-boy pants to wear,

Remember. Undercover.

- Where's the cell phone? - They destroyed it.

Those definitely are not.

Ellerbee, you got to get down to the Huntley ASAP.

yes beryl rahscream? are you a crazy cousin of jayne sheeley's? yes.

You're huge, man. Very hard to control.

So you shot him.

you seem like the kind of man who knows how to seize an opportunity.

We haven't had a dead body on the beach in years.

What a nuisance! Take care of them already!

I can't save you if you're being a dick!

It was not an offer, it was a trap.

- Thank you. - Where's Leeds?

- From Chen's? - They're the best.

Happy Birthday Tom!

"I didn't know C.J. was working."

"Lieutenant Matt Brody."

But I would probably call the cops.

- We all do. - Look. Mitch, right?

I'm not a Bond villain.

I know you're trying to keep up.

Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.

The only perps here are you three.

Look at my dick?

With all due respect, that job should go to Stephanie Holden.

- Oh, my God. - Let's go. Come on.

Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?

No, we still haven't seen him...

Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Come on, let's go!

I Think Chali lost............and.........

Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.

The Huntley is a front for a giant drug operation.

- That's Dave. - Who's Dave?

Watch and learn.

- Don't move. Okay? - Okay.

Did I kill him?

Single malt 35-year-old intel.

All right, check this out.

No criminal record. No fetishes.

I owe you an apology.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah. If it leaks on the Internet, it's terrible.

Are you all right? Can you hear me?

when your mom has to put on a fake moustache

My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there,