Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Heh. Lorenzo, how I've missed you.

Caroline, voice-over: Dear Elena...

22,916 days, and that's assuming

Stefan, voice-over: My mother's heretic family is back.

I lost the real one to the first psychic I saw.

I mean, you can't just

we can only keep the body cold 30 days.

or is that just some excuse

There is a heretic clipping his gnarly heretic toenails

I acted like road kill

we have to do it all at once.

Well, that's life, Caroline.

display in the city's maritime museum,

so I thought I'd check it out.

I honestly don't know where I am.

They're faster and stronger than any of us,

Have you ever seen this stone before?

Wow. Thank you.

I almost got it.

And by the third, I remember, you're my best friend,

Matt's whole class is dead.

Damon... wake up.

You made it a thing. Congratulations.

a big part of me wishes my mom was here to see it.

That ring is a fake, you dick!

complete and utter hell.

Did you see that truck coming?

and honestly, neither do I.

We found him in town.

We got time to clear out the residents,

I'm so sorry this happened,

Elena will remain asleep.

and they're willing to tear our town apart

out of control fires, lethal carbon monoxide levels,

♪ Until the levee on my heart... ♪

the boy who never knew kindness

They're learning moderation so they can live

now's the time to speak up.

You just asked about my brother, who you hate,

so you'd feel like you didn't miss anything

and Matt can't think his way out of a paper bag,

Deputy Taylor Hall.

I like that rule.

Well, in the meantime, you've summoned me to New York.

How sweet you are.

Sorry about the malfunction, folks.

The bloodshed ends now.

It looks amazing on you.

we're not the strongest people on the planet?

How dare you jeopardize that?