Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your father went fishing.

Yeah, the new you, huh? What does the new you cheat with-

I mean, neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway.

Everybody in the living room.

[Chuckling] You are such a freak.

- No, Michael. L- - 'Cause I'm fine.

- [Engine Stops] - Sounded like your dad's car.

No pottery class, no mother-son dancing lessons...

'cause I know you don't like things that taste white.

You're killing your mother. You only get one, ya know.

Number two: "Fez" is also a word for a hat. Uncle Sam wears a hat.

Dad, I-I don't know what to say to you, except...

- [Strains] - Ah.

I bet you weren't thinkin' about that when you went fishing.

- So it's just a sprain, huh? - Yeah, it doesn't hurt too bad.

What the big deal? You guys are really freakin' me out.

I hope you got that nurse's number. You're gonna need it when I'm done.

Jackie, hope you didn't come here to make love to me.

- [Body Crashes Into Shrubbery] - Kelso, are you okay?

I'm kidding! I'm just so giddy!