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YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULDN'T KNOW.
THAT POOR WOMAN'S COMPLETELY BALD.
WELL, I WOULD, EXCEPT FOR 2 THINGS.
BUT THEY'RE BOTH FAT.
WELL, NOT MUCH AT FIRST.
THIS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR. OH.
NO, NOT YET.
OH, NEVER!
DOING WHAT?
TOO BAD YOUR FATHER WAS OUT OF TOWN AND HAD TO MISS IT.
QUIT COMPLAINING. I'M A TWO-TIME LOSER.
BYE.
OLIVER, TRY JUST ONE BOTTLE OF THIS AMAZING TONIC
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WELL...
IT LOOKS GREAT! YEAH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
NOW, YOU STAND STILL, COWARD!
NOT YET. BUT I'M SURE HE WILL,
YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHO GETS MY ROOM.
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
OH, NOT NOW. OH, PLEASE.
OH, MY SON THE SCHOLAR!
HAVE YOU SEEN... THERE HE IS. GREG!
YOU'RE SURE, HUH?
BUT I... I THINK IT'LL WORK.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS GET MORE.
I'M A FAILURE. THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME.
PLAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MY EXPERT SALES TECHNIQUE
YEAH, BUT I'M A SALESMAN.
IT'S PRACTICALLY A FIRE HAZARD.
HI. HI.
WELL, LOOK, I START WITH 2 RABBITS.
HAIR TONIC?
THAT STUFF TURNED 'EM ORANGE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN YOUR OWN.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT SQUEAKY-CLEAN HAIR.
NO, GREG, WE'VE GOT TO LET A PROFESSIONAL DO IT.
BOBBY, NOT SO MUCH!
GRADUATING WITH HONORS.
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