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Let's show them how they do it in Jersey, baby.
And I'm not a foot.
Oh, hey, Nance.
Tim! Jesus!
you're a smart, ambitious, sexy woman.
- Is it OK if I have one of your cigarettes? - It's OK if you help your kid!
I get stares. Children cry and run away.
Do you like my penis any less?
Oh, that's from the tall one. Leif Garretty, Blue Lagoon-ish?
My last two relationships, both guys ended up dead.
All right, let's... Let's just cut.
I just went in to get a quarter. Hello?
- Big vocab, creepy eyes? - Shane.
And when do you think that might be?
none are coming.
Captain?
- It'll be over in a minute. - Right. Sorry.
- Hello? - What are you wearing?
What makes you special, Andy?
You're gonna help me celebrate.
- It's ugly. - Who, why, when?
Coming!
I finish with the backyard, Mrs. Dowling.
Jessica, she comes like a fountain.
Burying her boyfriend and back to dealing dime bags.
Thanks. That was my first boob.
- Did you try it on? - It's a size 2.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen.
Get some help for him!
No, look, please.
Well, pop a fucking breath mint.
we had a secret.