Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And thanks for coming in. Oh!

Seems like you already know.

DWIGHT: Have a good trip. Thanks.

It shouldn't come from you. Who should it come from, then?

Hey, what say we order up some pasta?

I knew something bad was gonna happen today.

I don't think so.

A Note. Pathetic

What's happening?

for any reason whatsoever...

When’s the last time I wished you a happy birthday?

That's enough because...

but I appreciate you trying.

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

Because I wouldn't want an innocent person

Oh, I'm sorry I did such a whorish job making this argument...

We're gonna do it outside. Outside of work.

Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.

or the dominant turkey during mating season.

This is insanely awkward.

So, I either get more involved or I take a sick day.

All you do is dress fancy and shrink!

Thirty-one is humanly impossible.

You're going to charge me a fee to cut my own cake?

with the potential you see in me.

And I look back at him and I say,

Oh! How much is this gonna cost? Oh!

Dwight, there was wind. I want a do over.

She said she was only sleeping with me.

I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.

Me: Writing my final essay

DWIGHT: Yeah, back off. This isn't your fight.

And this is something that I live by,

I need to talk to you.