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Yeah, weird.
Well, you can't end a sentence with a preposition,
(gasps)
Really? Because you've been controlling human arms
PENNY: Neat. I've been rewatching The O.C.,
but HR said I had to stop doing that.
It never occurred to me
Like, is this how you envisioned your weekend?
Agreed.
What do we do when he turns six?
he's been in a great mood... I'm really proud of him.
and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
What did you do-- Are you a witch?
Wow, it worked.
And Mark Twain.
♪ I love, I love, I love my calendar girl ♪
And then wake up in the morning and do it some more.
Well, remember how disappointed you were
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
On our expense report,
It could take a while.
What if we get up early and do it in the morning? I promise,