Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just blasted my hammies.
- What? - And, um, ever since then, I've just...
# You will see him on TV any given Sunday #
I'm a good man, Emma.
'Cause I'm not sure there's anybody else who's gonna wanna swim over...
With Ken.
- # I say a little # - # Prayer for you #
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
to pay for new costumes for the Glee Club.
# Get up on this #
And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Communication is the foundation of any successful music group.
Now, I could tell you all about how great Glee is, but, uh...
# The moment I wake up #
Lady Justice wept today.
Maybe you could find some recruits.
# Ah, freak out #
It's official. I'm a dead man.
But the only image that works for me happened...
They're starting construction on a new section of our subdivision.
This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep
- # But I'm lookin' for the one Have you seen her # - # No, we ain't seen her #
what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother.
The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared.
Look. I don't know a lot about relationships.
- How about they just pay for the copies? - I like this compromise.
- I'm sorry about that, Mr. Schue. - I'd like to get the flyers up...
- # I gotta leave # # She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money #
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you!
I'm as responsible for what you did at that assembly as you are.
- Glee kids, hooray! - Uh, hi.
- I have a date. - Oh, that's great.
Let me get this straight. You're joining Glee Club?
You could do a lot worse...
I have to say, I'm really surprised you guys are trying out.
You know what? You need to remember, Rachel, to protect your heart.
- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
It's a crowd-pleaser. Trust me. From the top.
Eavesdrop much?
Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
- Yeah. - Yeah. With who?
- # Freak out # - Energy, guys! It's disco.
Bringing home the bacon.
You think I'm good?
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
and we're, you know, struggling to make ends meet, and...
Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.
So what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't support him?
Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
You... You made dinner.
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.
- Really? - Yeah. And when I was eight, we finally visited one...
# While combing my hair now #
- Prettier, like that Quinn girl. - Mm-hmm. And, um, why is that?
Oh, it's no problem. I mean, it's what I do. I give counsel and give guidance.
- And up and out and down. Good. - # Have you heard #
- Ooh! - Challenge.
I've laid off half the janitorial staff.
- I don't have any wealthy relatives. - Oh.
- # Big fun # - Whoa, whoa! Hell to the nah!
When pigs fly.