Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not a problem for me, man.

No parent in their right mind is gonna let their kid join Glee now.

We have no choice, or the club is over.

# That was quite a show #

as well as the disbanding of Glee Club.

# How to become number one in a hot party show #

- Hey! - # Ah, push it ##

I am not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can express yourself.

- Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry. - Do you understand what you did today?

Thanks to a school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club...

It'll be very rewarding work for you.

You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened.

# Yo, baby pop, yeah, you Come here, give me a kiss #

It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree.

- It looks like I planned it. - If your hair was longer, you'd have curls.

And turns out, you need 12 kids to qualify for regionals.

If you're meant to get pregnant, it'll happen.

# For makin' me believe #

I was wondering why you asked me to help you with your singing.

- I hope you know that. - Yeah.

Any problem with me taking over one of those nighttime janitorial slots?

Still, I can't believe we're actually doing this. It all happened so fast.

Look, you're making too big a deal out of this.

I mean, I only joined to get into Quinn Fabray's pants.

You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer.

When I was a little girl, it was my dream to work on a dairy farm.

# Ooh, baby, baby #

- # When I'm in need # - # With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm #

I think I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious.

- Dance, I said! Holla. - # Sa-Salt-N-Pepa's here #

- # When I'm in need # - # His baby mama car crib is bigger than his #

I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester...

# Please, just cut it out #

- Positive. - Is it a boy or a girl?

- Okay. - Grossed me out.

# Ah, push it #

# She walkin' round looking like Michael with your money #

- a little experiment. - Oh, no.

Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud...