Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

through the hole in the bottom of my closet.

This will land them 6 months in prison, and they'll have time to reflect on their actions. Use this time to study their argument patterns and weaknesses and take few of their family members as hostage of good measure.

- I think I know what "14 Savage" means.

- Must you poop on every party, Charles?

begging Bunny for her Rose Cooper painting.

with the drawing skills of a toddler.

- Alright. Let's take a look.

- No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear. Try to keep up, really.

But, a lot of the credit really has to go to-- Ooh, Poppy.

For it to even have a chance, I'd really need her dead.

I can't believe this. - Right? What a year, huh?

[squishing] [gags, whimpers]

for Only Murders in the Building...

To Mrs. Gambolini perchance?

and a very mediocre cop.

[emotionally] Why?

Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption.

You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants.

- Have both of you had strokes or have I?

- Because she didn't do it.

and/or want to be part of history."

- Because why?!

Are people really listening to this insipid shit?

- You're doing it. You're actually renovating.

- There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated.

♪ Life can be... ♪

and are said to be bringing in outside law enforcement help.

♪ If I never have a cent ♪

Let me tell you.

I need a new Oklahoma. [rattling]

- No, I have one line. - Charles,

- There is literally no motive here.

and you're the murderer. So, by my math,

would be a good title for a podcast.

- Okay. Well, then I will not take responsibility for the reviews.

uh, like, oh, jeez...

- Okay. We know you work for Cinda.

Ordinary, that is, if you assume most ordinary people are pretty miserable.

- The way you worded that makes it sound like you didn't get it.

- I'm English, you twat.

[grunts] Hey, honey.

Where we will reveal Bunny's killer.

CHARLES: And it gives me no pleasure

I'm your biggest fan. CINDA: Cute.

The network wants you out of the wheelchair immediately,

Oliver, distorted: it is!

and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and--

[scoffs] - Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger.

If Cinda's DNA is on that knife, it's game over!

♪ On The Sunny Side Of The Street by Keely Smith ♪

Looking good, Charlie.

apartment building. - No... No...

- You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

to bring her killer to justice!

What? This is so audacious,

Do you know what rhymes with art?