HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Goodbye, sweet meatbags.
The fact that they're predetermined makes them no less important.
To this day, my poor, sweet robots can't exterminate humanity
dream of a madman I once employed.
to sit way in back with us college toughs?
Well, what do you know?
getting the short end of that extermination.
Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
From now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,
I've made a lot of bad choices in life.
I said make the decisions!
Guilty!
Why pretend anything you do matters?
That cash greenback belongs to us mafiolios.
Buongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you
How am I supposed to get five bucks?
Oh, Lord.
Due to the quantum nature of the device,
and make all the crime decisions.
Yes?
in her quest to create a free will unit.
Wait, what was the middle digit?
I can take it or leave it. I guess I'll take it.