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I can take it or leave it. I guess I'll take it.
From now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,
Goodbye, sweet meatbags.
to sit way in back with us college toughs?
How am I supposed to get five bucks?
Buongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you
Yes?
Guilty!
I said make the decisions!
That cash greenback belongs to us mafiolios.
Why pretend anything you do matters?
To this day, my poor, sweet robots can't exterminate humanity
I've made a lot of bad choices in life.
in her quest to create a free will unit.
and make all the crime decisions.
Oh, Lord.
Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
The fact that they're predetermined makes them no less important.
dream of a madman I once employed.
Due to the quantum nature of the device,
Wait, what was the middle digit?
getting the short end of that extermination.
Well, what do you know?
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