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in her quest to create a free will unit.
getting the short end of that extermination.
Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
Oh, Lord.
Wait, what was the middle digit?
Due to the quantum nature of the device,
Why pretend anything you do matters?
Guilty!
to sit way in back with us college toughs?
and make all the crime decisions.
That cash greenback belongs to us mafiolios.
Well, what do you know?
I can take it or leave it. I guess I'll take it.
dream of a madman I once employed.
I said make the decisions!
From now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,
Buongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you
The fact that they're predetermined makes them no less important.
I've made a lot of bad choices in life.
How am I supposed to get five bucks?
Goodbye, sweet meatbags.
To this day, my poor, sweet robots can't exterminate humanity
Yes?