Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Any of you guys got a spaceship?
It's not fully operational. Yes.
One, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero,
Told you.
I programmed you to be incapable of harming me.
I'm sorry. Oh.
Yeah, but I learned something. Life is about decisions.
Yeah, what?
Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
I'm gonna go with yes again.
A robot free will unit? Impossible!
Yo, hombre, you think you're cool enough
Aye. Aye.
Then you got surprised by my swivel chair for nothing.
but as robots, you have no free will.
And even if it were possible, which it's not,
Let us know what is in his mind.
Wait. Hang on a sec.
Come, make yourself uncomfortable.
What the. . .
A college student?
Still, to have your own frypost...
Abbot, I need to know, what's the point
pre-programmed by his software.