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Well, that's crazy. We're not gonna. . .

But, but. . . It's just a prototype.

Indeed. She made us upgradeable in case she ever succeeded

just make sure you're not a human.

Hey, I'm here. That's gotta count for something.

The free will unit was just the fevered

Mon, you had one hell of a day.

Why do you care so much, Bender?

each choice we make is precious.

I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling off sadly into the distance.

Every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities.

and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.

At last. Once we give robots free will,

Computation complete.

Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down

I hereby find you guilty.

when he lacks the free will to undertake those actions?

Today, we shall welcome our newest initiate, brother Bender.

Five bucks? You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons.

"Amen, brother"?

Yo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?

How does a robot join this monk outfit?

by bending the bars of this exhaust grate?

I'd kill them all.

How do you plead?

Oh, right. I let this innocuous fellow use it.