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Oh, right. I let this innocuous fellow use it.

Every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities.

But, but. . . It's just a prototype.

Five bucks? You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons.

just make sure you're not a human.

I'd kill them all.

Well, that's crazy. We're not gonna. . .

The free will unit was just the fevered

Today, we shall welcome our newest initiate, brother Bender.

How does a robot join this monk outfit?

Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down

Indeed. She made us upgradeable in case she ever succeeded

Why do you care so much, Bender?

I hereby find you guilty.

and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.

At last. Once we give robots free will,

Hey, I'm here. That's gotta count for something.

each choice we make is precious.

when he lacks the free will to undertake those actions?

I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling off sadly into the distance.

Yo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?

Mon, you had one hell of a day.

How do you plead?

by bending the bars of this exhaust grate?

Computation complete.

"Amen, brother"?