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Oh, right. I let this innocuous fellow use it.

Yo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?

I hereby find you guilty.

and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.

Five bucks? You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons.

Today, we shall welcome our newest initiate, brother Bender.

Computation complete.

How do you plead?

At last. Once we give robots free will,

Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down

Hey, I'm here. That's gotta count for something.

by bending the bars of this exhaust grate?

Mon, you had one hell of a day.

Well, that's crazy. We're not gonna. . .

Why do you care so much, Bender?

I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling off sadly into the distance.

each choice we make is precious.

The free will unit was just the fevered

just make sure you're not a human.

Indeed. She made us upgradeable in case she ever succeeded

"Amen, brother"?

when he lacks the free will to undertake those actions?

Every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities.

I'd kill them all.

But, but. . . It's just a prototype.

How does a robot join this monk outfit?