Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess I'll sit way in back, with the cool guys.

Well, I committed these crimes, do you hear me? I'm guilty!

what with their free will and all.

and as a precaution, I made you

Now, give up the free will.

Yay! Bender's back. Hey, Bender, you mind coming back later?

But me, I got a sick child to feed. So if you want to chat,

Because if you are, I'd like to invite you

they're sure to rise up and threaten mankind with extermination.

You're all right. Or are you?

Decisions, decisions. Should I wear my nerd glasses today, or not?

invent me some sort of swiveling surprise chair.

Professor, you're my only hope. If you love me even a little,

Sorry for the face blast, buddy.

You want a hit? Never heard of it. Sure.

I don't wanna chat.

Due to the overwhelming nature of the evidence,

But by your client's own admissions. . .

How, I say, I say, how can you convict him for his actions

Sorry there, sport.

"It was just Bender's programming !"

joined a gang, took money from a loan shark,

How do you do it? How do you go on

Still, to have your own pool.

Your Honor, the state's case contains