Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Us? Why do we have to go?
Oops.
Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
No. I came for a free will unit,
Uh, about the success of this quest. . .
I know that Creatrix. That's Mom, from Mom's Friendly Robots.
a mere automaton whose behavior is
Oh ! I like your nerd glasses.
A broke-down filthy homeless substance abuser
Silence! Today, as every day,
Fabricio!
Was there any? Quite possibly.
Don't you see, you doddering young fool?
You'll not be getting it after all.
$10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%.
I guess you really don't want to shoot me after all.
but you've fallen in with a bad crowd.
Duh, okay.
been in session for 32 seconds,
I can't afford that!
Poor deterministic Bender.