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of my fast-pitch softball summer camp.
- Okay. - But that's not why I'm here.
Here's to you.
- Oh, that's me.
Well, looky here.
to punish cops for their mistakes,
and he never used the M word.
The bomb could go off at any moment.
about how horrible his ex-wife is.
- I know, you're both mad and disappointed.
- Oh, I bet it's great.
You know what your gut tells you to do most of the time?
your order from last year.
- Come on, now, these are cops.
in Florida on Monday.
The District Court does a great pepperoni.
♪ Cover it in chocolate
Why didn't anyone tell me that
Mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
but we let it happen.
there was a "suspect" there for me to arrest.
- Ah, don't you start.
I'd be willing to negotiate.
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
- Sure, but next time it might be.
they think we all look the same, right?
- All right, then I guess we just have to prove it.
and I would hate for it to be destroyed
So there's one flaw with my plan.
in life-or-death situations, and they can't be expected
- Already came out. - Oh, come on.
stole Detective Little Guy's candy shipment,
- In an act that could only be seen as police intimidation.
I'm being threatened with suspension?
of citizen above the law?
Learning a lesson?
O'Sullivan likes to do deals over drinks.
- What? - The box is full of sand.
Who do you think broke the vending machine
- I take full responsibility for my mistake,