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You don't see one of these every five feet.
A janitor who made a mistake
change my mind, then you're wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Did I mention I was small businessman of the year?
We have truly disgraced the Al Sharpton Boulevard.
ALL: Ho!
then you got your wish,
Oh.
just to save a nickel.
It's all cool, brother.
Yeah, but we all know what happens to a dream deferred.
And, Muriel, there's the stairs going up to the balcony.
(ALL COMPLAINING)
Put some fannies in the seats.
You told them you was serious.
Lazy, no good...
Everyone is just as disgusted as you.
This is the old movie theater.
If there's no fire, what's that smoke?
This is all the Super's fault.
Yeah, yeah, well, this just came for you.
CALVIN: Way to go, Super!
This is a porno movie!
You want something, Mur? I'm good.
AVERY: Go away! I got a gun!
Muriel, what the hell happens to a dream deferred?
As the superintendent of this building,
Where'd you ever get all that money?
We bought it with the profits from your smut house.
a hands-free apparatus for his voice box.
Look! Godzilla!
You should have paid more attention to your learnings!
Bye, roomie. When I get out, I'm coming to find you.
ALL: Burn!
ALL: Aw!
(ROARING)
We'll close that theater. Don't worry.
I went to buy some pepper spray,