Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪
[Nick] That's my mom's job!
Look, guys, let's not go crazy with this penis stuff.
Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go, Matt.
Well, it is quite a thatch, isn't it?
[woman laughs] You're funny.
Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll…
-In fact, many of the children aren't. -[Steve] Uh-huh.
Best to let your leg hair grow longer and longer,
♪ But your mind has a mind of its own ♪
I love you, honey bunny.
-Oh, fuck! It's got my balls! -[pube] Oh, it hurts!
-Oh, no! -Yes, you're Micropenis Boy!
[chuckles] It's true.
♪ Carve out the sag 'round my eyes! ♪
-Maury, what are you doing? -I'm taking a picture for your spank bank.
So, what do I do, slather this all over my crotch?
It helps, like, strengthen your vagina muscles--
Or we can not pay at all. [chuckles]
Oh, shit. It wasn't because of what I said about your leg hair, was it?
[laughing]
Yeah, like a micropenis or something?
I wonder if there's something in the house that has vacuum technology.
Uh, oh, shit, I should just go back-ne, ah, to the…
♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪
-Judd's penis? What now? -So who knows about Nicky's penis?
"Micropenis"? Oh, God, what's that?
-[jeering] -[man] Everybody knows
-Quick consent to show you my hard dick? -Yes, consent, consent.
Oh, God, maybe I can stuff it back in.
[cackles]
That I should fuck Hugh Grant with a clean spoon
I wouldn't be "Oh my God-ing," Lola.
No duh, no duh!
♪ They're all twinkling stars In the heavenly body of shame! ♪
Okay, do I just take it all off and go for the little boy thing or--
I hate this.
they can see yours.
[screams]
-It was an accident. -Cheater, cheater, uncut peter.
you see right before the blood starts--
Ugh, you're right. I'm the worst.
-Oh, no? You don't care? -Nope.
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Shane Lizard.
Lola, you're crazy for this one.
-This stuff is amazing. -Nick?