Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Nick] That's my mom's job!

Oh, God, maybe I can stuff it back in.

I wonder if there's something in the house that has vacuum technology.

Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go, Matt.

-Oh, fuck! It's got my balls! -[pube] Oh, it hurts!

So, what do I do, slather this all over my crotch?

Well, it is quite a thatch, isn't it?

Yeah, like a micropenis or something?

♪ They're all twinkling stars In the heavenly body of shame! ♪

♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪

-[jeering] -[man] Everybody knows

"Micropenis"? Oh, God, what's that?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Shane Lizard.

That I should fuck Hugh Grant with a clean spoon

Ugh, you're right. I'm the worst.

No duh, no duh!

[chuckles] It's true.

It helps, like, strengthen your vagina muscles--

Lola, you're crazy for this one.

I wouldn't be "Oh my God-ing," Lola.

Look, guys, let's not go crazy with this penis stuff.

Best to let your leg hair grow longer and longer,

Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll…

Oh, shit. It wasn't because of what I said about your leg hair, was it?

-This stuff is amazing. -Nick?

-Oh, no? You don't care? -Nope.

I love you, honey bunny.

-Quick consent to show you my hard dick? -Yes, consent, consent.

Uh, oh, shit, I should just go back-ne, ah, to the…

they can see yours.

-Maury, what are you doing? -I'm taking a picture for your spank bank.

♪ But your mind has a mind of its own ♪

Or we can not pay at all. [chuckles]

-It was an accident. -Cheater, cheater, uncut peter.

[woman laughs] You're funny.

♪ Carve out the sag 'round my eyes! ♪

-In fact, many of the children aren't. -[Steve] Uh-huh.

Okay, do I just take it all off and go for the little boy thing or--

-Judd's penis? What now? -So who knows about Nicky's penis?

-Oh, no! -Yes, you're Micropenis Boy!

you see right before the blood starts--

♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪