Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I-- I can't see it. Is-- is it bad?

-What the fuck was that? -[laughs]

Okay, but just one bite.

I'm talking about the Halliburton Big Boy penis pump, of course.

Do you mean "swim class"?

Oh, Matthew! I really like this color on you.

Big mouth, little dick. I don't care.

Ugh! I don't want Jay's penis in my spank bank.

[blows whistle] All right, my dudes and dudettes.

Like a jacked little cricket.

Oh, just give me the phone. I need to see what Devon saw.

It seems like everybody's shaving except you, Jessi.

That sounds like "no" and "hair."

-I'm not, Andrew. Your dick is. -[laughter]

small." Okay, here we go.

-Oh, my God! -[wailing]

Oh, it's fine. It's just a couple of nicks.

-[cracks] -Ahh!

[Lola] ♪ Lopsided labia ♪

Shall we? To the pizza moon, Missy?

-[timer dings] -Oh, I've got to see a girl about an egg.

-No! It's unstuffable! -[laughs]

Whoo! But, like, in a bad way.

Jesus, Jay. It looks like an anteater. And why is it bruised?

-It's probably related to the egg. -[whimpers] I can't get it out!

Oh, hey, Jessi. What am I doing here? [chuckles]

You don't think it's because of my castle gates, do you?

Oh, shit! Oh, my God. I nicked my sack. My balls are gonna slip through the hole.

Missy, years from now, you'll look back on this moment…

-What? -David, you need to move out.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, God, he's right! You've got bacne!

And you, little Nick Birch, barely filling out that Speedo.

Their nipples are very intriguing.

And I realized, when you thought it looked like an anteater,

-We need to cut ourselves some slack. -No! No slack!

Yeah, I, uh, also noticed that.

Oh, my lady, no!

Missy, your zitty back sucks!

Oh, enough with Hugh Grant!

Why'd you say that you were 18? This is too much, man.

I want those dicks out yesterday, and I want 'em in a lineup, soft.

-You know, girl stuff. -By the way, cute top.