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-Now stop making me nervous. -Andrew!
What do I do, Mr. Ghost?
Um… Sure.
[grunts, screams]
Yes. What would dear, sweet Aiden say?
I'll perform cunnilingus on you, like my dad does on my mom!
Quick, Missy, use that hand to masturbate. It'll feel like someone else.
[sighs] Oy.
Yeah, totally tubular.
Look at me! I'm covered in hair.
Oh, I'm, uh, deleting old texts.
step right up and giggle with glee.
Ladies and gentlemen,
[applause]
Ugh, of course you think that, you creep.
♪ Oh, what to do When you want to be true ♪
Nurse? Hey, nurse? Nurse!
-Not with that camel toe. -[gasps]
♪ You'll always have shame ♪
Oh, no, that's not a fuzzy.
So, even if it wasn't perfect, I still had a good day.
The laughing, it's stopped.
-[rasping] -Should there be this much resistance?
♪ We'll all die alone ♪
-Does no one hear my penis singing? -We need to sedate this pervert.
The Go-Gurt Burglar's big, fat dick is here,
Oh, Lola, you're crazy for this one.
And you still have bacne! [laughs]
-[gun cocks, fires] -Holy shit, man! They fucking showed it!
Anyway, Wendy's closes in ten, so chop-chop!
Hubba-bubba, there's Jessi.
My trainer's moving in,
Why, there's no balls!
Jared Leto and Joseph, it's the "Chodeker."
Nicky!
-Oh, fuck, this really hurts. -[sizzling]
Okay.
-[chuckling] Oh, you really do. -Oh, I do!
Oh, Connie.
No wonder he's always giggling.
Well, will you do your goddamn job and help me get horny?
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